What If Tma Had Another Michael Aligned With The Hunt And The Fandom Referred To Him As "mike (hunt)"

Favorita abt TMA is that all the boys are the least combatants possible while the girls at any sign of threat want to tear things apart

so true. tma women are all like "I'm gonna kill you badly with my fire and my knives and my worms and my guns and my explosives" and tma men are all like "oohh you'll be sorry for that in four seasons time when I finally have enough trauma to harness into a superpower." even big bad elias is completely weak to physical violence being enacted on him, he had to outsource talking melanie down from stabbing him to jon and it takes him a full scene of mind games to stop basira from knocking him into next week.

lurking around making bitter shitposts and comments and then i see michael shelley fanart all of a sudden I’m giggling and kicking my feet

OP’s tags are the most correct opinion anyone’s ever had. actually.

why does everyone ship Michael with Gerry when Eric was right there, and a dilf

every chonny jash song is like *voice with the most autotune and layering possible* ME AT THE SUICIDE STORE *the fastest drums youve ever heard in your life* *voices in the background saying some words you arent really sure are real* ohhh my fucking god theyre arguing again *RANDOM XYLOPHONE* were like jekyll and hyde if there were 3 Of Them. and then you look at his directors commentary and hes like “gonna be honest i dont fucking know what i was doing either”

everyone’s tma ocs are named like “denouement” “parthenon” meanwhile the show canon is just. fuck it there’s two michaels and a mikaele. this guy’s tim and that’s john

i am the throat of delusion incarnate

♫ Shuddup, you're STUPID! ♫

rip jonah magnus you would've loved pride

"i hope ___ doesn't exist in this universe" i hope they exist and they're Just Normal. i hope elias is high somewhere rn. amen

we all must do our part to delay the eye’s power. once a day, every day, remember to loudly think “you are now in manual control of your breathing” to fuck up your local eye avatar’s day