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🧜🏻‍♀️Mermaids From Different Bodies of Water🌊

Tidal pool mermaids-

🐚 tiny

🐚usually colorful

🐚 intricate patterns

🐚 helpful with positive energy and protection

Offerings:

Ethically sourced pieces of coral or coral agate

Colorful sea shells

Visit an aquarium

Fruit

Seaweed

Sun water

Rocks

Lake mermaids-

🐟 usually grey, dark blue, grey, green, or light blue (depends on water quality)

🐟 can be benevolent or malevolent depending on location

🐟 experts at camouflage

🐟 behavior and magical qualities depend on the lake they’re in

Offerings:

Lake plants

Lake stones

Lake glass

Freshwater pearl, clam, or oyster

Moss or moss agate

Marimo

Turtle and fish imagery

Tropical mermaids-

🏝 vary in size and can include reef mermaids

🏝 usually colorful or teal

🏝 usually have a calm but very playful demeanor

🏝 love to swim with dolphins and usually stick around their pods

🏝tend to venture to shallow waters

🏝 tend to be active during the day and enjoy sunlight & warmth

🏝 helpful with peace and love spells

Offerings:

Conch shells

Pink sand

Scented salts

Shiny things (shells & crystals)

Larimar and holey stones

Colorful stones or sand

Fruit or palm tree

Sun water

River mermaids-

🏞 usually benevolent

🏞 loves rocks and animals

🏞 may be very small or normal sized

🏞helpful with grounding

Offerings:

River pebbles

River water

Moss or moss agate

Freshwater pearl, clams, or oysters

Forest plants, especially infused with water, for example: pine water

Reef mermaids-

🐙 hides in reefs and anenomes most of the time

🐙 very very colorful

🐙 usually small

🐙 benevolent but temperamental

🐙 very diverse and high energy

🐙 helpful with protection

Offerings:

Coral agate or coral pieces

Sea shells or hag stones

Any high energy and colorful stones

Shark teeth & sand dollars

Visit an aquarium

Crab, starfish, fish, eel, and stingray imagery

Swamp mermaids-

🐊 usually grey, green, or brown

🐊 thrive in murky water, good at camouflage

🐊 can be kind to people who are connected & kind to the swamp, but otherwise are usually malevolent

🐊 love to sunbathe

🐊 helpful with curses and banishing

Offerings:

Alligator teeth

Snake skin

Agate

Sun water

Swamp mud

Spring mermaids-

💧blue coloring

💧tend to be gentle but very distant

💧very helpful with cleansing

Offerings:

Spring water

Lemons or cucumbers

White and blue flowers

Clear quartz or blue lace agate

Arctic mermaids-

❄ white, grey, clear, or navy blue coloring

❄ helpful in glamours and sheilding

Offerings:

Ice cubes

Glacier water

Glitter

Orca, seal, and other artic animal imagery

“How could you, Marinette?!” Rose snapped at Marinette. Tears ran from her eyes as Juleka tried her best to comfort her, but it was no use. “I thought you were better than that!”

“I thought you understood our struggles.” Grumbled Alix not even able to look at her.

“What did I do?” Pleaded Marinette for any answer. Lila’s smirk told her all she needed to. She hadn’t done anything, Lila had been up to the old mischievous imaginative retellings of the truth.

Alya shook her head throwing Marinette’s design book at her. “No pockets? Really Marinette, you’re going to be one of those designers?! And the one you do have is just fake. I have never been so disappointed in you.” 

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I work at a daycare with infants.

One of our baby girls is fat, in the 99th percentile for her age. She is super cute and sweet. Lately, she has been sick with various breathing issues, so she has been reluctant to take her bottles. Normally, she’ll take 4 ounces of formula at lunch and 8 ounces in the afternoon. Today, I was lucky to get to her take 5 all day.

There was a substitute covering a lunch break in my classroom today. We emphasized to her that we need to keep trying to get the baby to drink her bottle until she finished it. She said, “Why are you guys so worried about taking her bottle?”

My coworker replied, “That’s where all her nutrients are. She needs the nutrients and the water.”

To which the substitute replied, “But she’s so fat. She doesn’t need it.”

Thin privilege is a small, pretty baby getting better childcare because the caretaker doesn’t think she’s too fat to be allowed to eat.

Adrien is chat noir so why are y'all shipping adrichat

Sees that we are trending #1 because of Adrichat....

do you have any peter coming out fics? or maybe him having a boyfriend and not telling tony? thanks!

i got… carried away with this one. but you know what? it’s pride month babes!!  also, for this i stuck to sexualtiy bc a couple people asked about trans peter so i didn’t want there to be too much overlap. don’t forget to comment and leave kudos. ily, thanks for asking x

i’m on the right track, baby by superhusbands4ever (Potterwatch97)

Peter’s hands were already shaking when he walked into Tony’s workshop.

He was going to do it. He was going to tell Tony today.

~~~

A coming out story based loosely on the show Andi Mack on Disney Channel.

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Tell Me What the Papers Say by Sally0

Peter is escorted back to Stark Tower by the police after being caught doing something very naughty in the backseat of a car. Tony is pissed, but not for the reason Peter thinks.

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no cops at pride, just spiderman by tempestaurora

Tony looked over at Peter. “I’m getting the hint you want me to go to Pride,” he said, his eyes lit up with fond amusement.

“It’s not that I want you to go to Pride,” Peter replied, as casually as he could. “It’s just that I think you’d have fun at Pride, especially if you went with me.”

“And why would wandering around in the disgusting New York summer heat, in the middle of a crowd of sweaty people, buying food with a two-hundred percent mark up in price be more fun with you?”

Peter smiled. “Because you won’t be with me. You’ll be with Spiderman.“

Peter and Tony attend the Pride parade as Spiderman and Iron Man. They have a good day.

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Dudes In Distress by Bowtiez

Peter Parker is not in the closet…

Okay, he kinda is still in the closet.

How are you supposed to tell your childhood hero you’re gay?

With a lot of stressing and panicking, that’s how.

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my brain takes a vacation just to give my heart more room by MayWilder

“Mr. Stark…when I came back, and you were waiting on Titan—do you remember what you said?”

“I do.” Tony’s hands on his shoulders get just that much tighter. They don’t talk about Titan. “I told you that I loved you, and I was sorry I didn’t say it sooner.”

“And you mean that?” Peter asks. He knows Tony isn’t like other men his age, that he’s accepting and loving and always looking ahead, but there’s a little bit of the fear that comes with telling someone his age about sexuality. “You love me like a son?”

Tony swallows. When he speaks, his voice is thick. “I do, Pete. You’re my kid, plain and simple.”

That thought itself is terrifying, but Peter goes on. “And you would still choose me as your kid, even if…even if I was bi?”

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Peter Comes Out To Tony Stark by romeoandjulietyouwish

What it says on the tin. Just soft hurt and comfort with some fluff at the end.

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the one where Peter comes out by Iwillseduceyouwithmyweirdness

Peter doesn’t usually let Tony ask him about crushes or dating, but when he turns up to the compound sporting a badly concealed hickey, he figures it’s time to get him to talk, but the outcome isn’t quite what he expected.

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Peter Parker likes boys and that’s ok by sunflowerstorm

Telling your closest friends and family about your secret double life as a Superhero is one thing but as Peter Parker discovers coming out as bisexual has a whole different set of anxieties to overcome.

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Operation: Bisexual by itsallAvengers

Peter has something important to tell Tony

(If only he knew how to actually fucking say it)

Humans are space orcs: adopting a human

Ok ok ok, last humans are the weird ones, I promise! (I am also a god damn liar.)

So this ailien crew is finally retiring their beloved human/orc friend who has thrown them through the ringer so many times they’ve learned all the weirdness that comes compacted in that apex predator from earth.

It’s really sad when they have to let their human go because ofcourse besides being a space-orc their human was also space-glue and made them all love it and want to be friends forever. But their human has a family it wants to get back to and tell all these wonderful adventures they all had together. So its good bye.

But soon after the human leaves the ship and goes to their family on this fringe-y colony planet that all the races in the galaxy agree can’t be settled but humans are sending their fifth colonizing attempt anyways because fuck it, it’s what we do, the colony succumbs to a terrible natural disaster. The ailien crew rushes ba ck to save their friend (and reallynanybody) but alas, all they find is their former crew mates body clutching a small screaming bundle.

A human baby.

Well its only right to take it with them right? Yeah! To honor their friend! To have a new friend! Besides they are EXPERTS in dealing with a full grown human. A baby human has to be a breeze in comparison right? Right!

So they adopt it.

First they name it Clamchowder in honor of the human tradition of naming children in hopes of they having qualities linked to the name. It was very, very carefully selected name.

Then they discover in very rapid and horrible sucsession: Human babies don’t speak Human babies don’t walk or move much on their own Human babies do not regulate their excrement at apropriate intervals Human babies need to be interacted with and physically touched or they waste away (that was a close call untill Clamchowder latched onto Moongah the extremely fuzzy first mate) Human babies need special diet, which does not include bottles filled with engine grease. Another close call. Human babies will put EVERYTHING IN YHER MOUTH OH NO SPIT OUT THE CONTROL BUTTON PLEASE!!! And it never ever ever stops screaming, ever!

Ultimately the crew decides that this is a whole new set of problems, and even gthougb they really wanted Clamchowder to be like their dead parent they eventually realize that this is a complete different adventure.

So they become baby experts too.

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People are saying Tumblr corporate trying to add a subscription service was to try and attract "influencers" rather than support existing users.

God help them if they did. Tumblr users harassed fucking Alex Jones off this website. Adding D-list celebrities to tumvlr would be like adding a hollowed out pumpkin full of raw hamburger into a lion cage.

I am  pansexual

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.