Dear Boys: You Are Handsome As Hell. It Doesn’t Matter How Tall You Are, Or Strong, Or How Feminine

to my War crimes question , i think the aliens would try to force us to get rid of our weapons , maybe even ban us from certain places and activitys until the humans start to revolt.

We as a race have a tendency to start revolutions if it get's bad enought , we also tend to unite if we have a common enemy.

Imagine the entier world united in an uprising against aliens trying to oppress us , and maybe we even get in contactg with another race with an similar history ?

Let's say there was this race of skilled warriors who got forced to lay down thier weapons because of others fearing them , and suddenly after years of humiliation there is this race of deathworlders going throught the same as them , only they rise up and contact them asking if they'd like to join.

And whats worse than humans getting angry ? Humans getting angry together with feared warriors.

And after this whole revolution thing aliens acctualy take a look at out history and realise ,,Fuck , this was a normal reaction from them''

YESSSSSSSSSS

This is really fun to think about.

So first off, apparently the other aliens in this world don’t have the same culture of preserving (or semi-preserving) and re-teaching history, so they didn’t go through the human’s history even though we tend to not hide most of it. Especially the revolutions. Those are talked about in history classes a lot. Also the fact that they didn’t know about war crimes adds to this idea.

Or, the other option, they just didn’t think looking at our history other than like the essential stuff (ex: war tactics, and other stuff) was important.

Either way these aliens were not well prepared for the situation that they thought they had control over. I just thought that was interesting.

This is a likely scenario especially considering the fact that we don’t know how other aliens would react to having weapons and military privileges revoked. It’s likely that this demilitarization worked for other violent races (the warrior species you were talking about), so they thought it would work for us as well. 

This would be a really interesting story, considering it seems that there’s a lot of flaws in how the aliens handle things that they’re scared of/how they handle things in general. 

It’s likely that the humans would join with the warrior species, and would see it as a really good opportunity. 

And cus of the fierce packbonding, the humans and warrior species would probably stick together long after they fought the revolution. Maybe our cultures would combine?

That’s hard to say though as human cultures are really diverse, and it’s likely the warrior species would be as well.

The “oh fuck” moment is really good though. Because if they were just more organized, the aliens could have easily found a better way to fix the “hey I’m worried the humans might kill us” issue. And, if this is the first major revolution the galactic community has had, the humans could become even more terrifying, or could become a saving grace for a system that didn’t work. Or just… “hey remember that time the [insert your version of the galactic councils] tried to take away the humans’ weapons?” “Yeah they don’t do that anymore”.

HOWEVER

I do have a bit more I’d love to talk about.

What if humans don’t get along with the warrior species well?

Like humanity agrees to join forces, but our cultures and/or mannerisms do not mesh well at all. 

So we’re working towards a common goal, but we don’t work together well. What would arise from that?

Say that we won the revolution, what would happen with the humans and the warrior race? Would a war start up between them? Would there be a constant tension as we both try to set up a new form of government or as we try to reform the old method of how the galactic community handled things?

What if we lost the revolution?

Would tensions get worse? Would humanity and the warrior species be forced to stay with each other as “punishment”?

This is a really cool continuation of the idea

Capitalism at its best.  Some role models we should all consider.  I am a fan of Hagen Daz, but after reading this, I need to get me some Cherry Garcia!

As a gender fluid and polyanmurus and pansexuel person i am rebloging 

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

🧜🏻‍♀️Mermaids From Different Bodies of Water🌊

Tidal pool mermaids-

🐚 tiny

🐚usually colorful

🐚 intricate patterns

🐚 helpful with positive energy and protection

Offerings:

Ethically sourced pieces of coral or coral agate

Colorful sea shells

Visit an aquarium

Fruit

Seaweed

Sun water

Rocks

Lake mermaids-

🐟 usually grey, dark blue, grey, green, or light blue (depends on water quality)

🐟 can be benevolent or malevolent depending on location

🐟 experts at camouflage

🐟 behavior and magical qualities depend on the lake they’re in

Offerings:

Lake plants

Lake stones

Lake glass

Freshwater pearl, clam, or oyster

Moss or moss agate

Marimo

Turtle and fish imagery

Tropical mermaids-

🏝 vary in size and can include reef mermaids

🏝 usually colorful or teal

🏝 usually have a calm but very playful demeanor

🏝 love to swim with dolphins and usually stick around their pods

🏝tend to venture to shallow waters

🏝 tend to be active during the day and enjoy sunlight & warmth

🏝 helpful with peace and love spells

Offerings:

Conch shells

Pink sand

Scented salts

Shiny things (shells & crystals)

Larimar and holey stones

Colorful stones or sand

Fruit or palm tree

Sun water

River mermaids-

🏞 usually benevolent

🏞 loves rocks and animals

🏞 may be very small or normal sized

🏞helpful with grounding

Offerings:

River pebbles

River water

Moss or moss agate

Freshwater pearl, clams, or oysters

Forest plants, especially infused with water, for example: pine water

Reef mermaids-

🐙 hides in reefs and anenomes most of the time

🐙 very very colorful

🐙 usually small

🐙 benevolent but temperamental

🐙 very diverse and high energy

🐙 helpful with protection

Offerings:

Coral agate or coral pieces

Sea shells or hag stones

Any high energy and colorful stones

Shark teeth & sand dollars

Visit an aquarium

Crab, starfish, fish, eel, and stingray imagery

Swamp mermaids-

🐊 usually grey, green, or brown

🐊 thrive in murky water, good at camouflage

🐊 can be kind to people who are connected & kind to the swamp, but otherwise are usually malevolent

🐊 love to sunbathe

🐊 helpful with curses and banishing

Offerings:

Alligator teeth

Snake skin

Agate

Sun water

Swamp mud

Spring mermaids-

💧blue coloring

💧tend to be gentle but very distant

💧very helpful with cleansing

Offerings:

Spring water

Lemons or cucumbers

White and blue flowers

Clear quartz or blue lace agate

Arctic mermaids-

❄ white, grey, clear, or navy blue coloring

❄ helpful in glamours and sheilding

Offerings:

Ice cubes

Glacier water

Glitter

Orca, seal, and other artic animal imagery

Go santa

The Humans are Space Orcs story where aliens invade Earth and are driven off by the mythical creatures we didn't know actually existed is so awesome that it gave me an idea: Instead of fairies and stuff, it's SANTA.

I found this on Google and I just am so thankful because this is truest as fuck. THANK YOU SO MUCH FAM.