Imagine an alien comes to visit and you go on a camping trip. Be it some adventure where you have to hike into the mountains to find an ancient relic or just as friends. You’re in America and you hear a blood curdling scream. The alien jumps up from the fire but you have to grab their hand and tell them to sit back down.
“SOMEONE NEEDS HELP! what are you doing?!”
They panic wondering why a human wouldn’t want to help a fellow human.
“It’s not human.”
They would be bewildered but ultimately trust you as this is your native planet and you likely know best.
You explain to them that it was likely a mountain lion. Another apex predator of the planet that can make human screams.
And depending if this was another part of the world some birds can call your name or mimic children/people cryin.
“Your planet is terrifying. How do you know the difference between your own and what wants to kill you?”
“Just do”
It’s part of our evolution. It’s why we fear the dark and monsters under our bed. We slept in trees once and predators roamed below. We can’t see in the dark but predators can. We may be super predators but we were once prey too.
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I felt legit guilty going home today bc of my period cramps. The pain was severe since I didn't have any painkillers, and they make me nauseated on heavy days. It feels like what I imagine being stabbed is like. Combine that with over 100 degree weather and STAIRS, it was miserable and I couldn't take it anymore. I still felt bad because it was close to the end of the day and I "could've just toughed it out."
Not sure if it's depression or internalized misogyny talking there, but that's not healthy. Nobody should have to think that!
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where has this been all my life??
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I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.
A new boy is seated next to Marinette, and Félix witnesses the force of the Marinette Protection Squad
Gonna be honest here, some of this is based on my own feelings and experiences.
Just a warning for anyone: This chapter includes mild violence and mentions of being non-sexually touched without consent. Do not read if you feel this would make you uncomfortable.
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Human with hairspray and a lighter joins in the destruction
(sorry if anyone has already brought this up)
so, aliens reacting to humans laughing at the wrong times/awkward situations.
but…
imagine humans laughing when they’re gonna absolutely fuck something up
Alien: It seems we are surrounded, by multiple weapons, and have a good chance of dying, what shall we do
Human (with a big bazooka or some deadly weapon): *cackling*
Alien: If I may ask, how is this situation comical
Human (still laughing): Because I’m about to fuck this shit up
Alien who has been around humans for a while: I suggest we all take cover immediately.
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