I mean what are ya gonna do stress eat? Oh look a perfect bowl of bread to stress eat while worrying about why someone would give you bread and not want you to eat all of it at a rate so horrifying the person in the chair nearest to you looks on in terror as you order the biggest thing on the menu and all but inhale it
Oddly specific totally didnt happen but ya wtf is up with giving people bread and expecting them not to eat it????? Bullshit. I will eat all the bread. You cannot stop me. Only God or indigestion can stop me now and i havent believed in him in years
This took me three days and my hand hurts so bad. y'all better reblog it
This grew bigger, just like my dadâs bald spot
the rivalry ever
New headcanon yoinked
I canât stop thinking about this: I imagine Odysseus did not take notice during the songs âOdysseusâ and âI canât help but wonderâ but Telemachus is 100% wearing his dads clothes in the songs in my opinion - at least the cape and stuff - to feel closer to him.
A day later, Ody finally takes a shower and goes to his closet to check out his wardrobe and finds it ransacked (like almost nothing is left that the clothes that are still present are only undergarments or oversized clothing). He asks his wife about it and she has no idea so Ody wears something a little big on him (he also definitely lost weight on his journey). During breakfast, in strolls Telemachus wearing his dads garments, belt, sword holding thing, jewelry and more, completely oblivious about the situation as both Penelope and Odysseus look at him in sudden realization. Odysseus does not speak about it as his son plops down next to him to start eating only to finally get what was going on.
He gets really embarrassed and wants to shoot up immediately to change and apologize but Ody shuts that down quickly by pushing his son back on his seat, puts his arm around his shoulder, smiles proudly and looks to his wife (who is hiding her laughing under her breath) and say that he will need a new wardrobe because a little owl kit has nicked his old one (or something like that). Telemachus, who is still embarrassed and red-faced hides his face in his dads hair, mumbling justifications but is told to relax and that it is fine and endearing and that Ody is actually happy that he could be there for his son at least in this way.
and now iâve made myself cry by writing this out đ
if anyone wants to write fanfiction about this, please tag me, i really want to see what people would do with this premise :â D đ©”đ©”đ©”
Edit: now with official fanfiction by yours truly as well :D Can be read here đ©”đ©”
The original ending will always haunt me so yes i am in denial and this is now the headcanon iâll use thank you goodbye have a nice day while i figuratively cry in the corner over the original
Idea for an alternate ending:
Merlin gets Arthur to the lake in time and manage to save him.
They spend the night by the lake just talking, like they have been for the past few days, and realise that neither of them is ready to return to Camelot. For various reasons. They decide to take to the roads instead, just disappear, together.
Eventually their (few remaining) friends start to worry and the queen sends out her knights searching for them. Maybe Gaius points them towards the lake and maybe the knights find a neat pile of Arthurs belongings nearby, like his armour and cape (To heavy to carry and to easy to identify) and just assumes the worst. They knew Arthur was injured, and now presumably dead, but where is Merlin? Perhaps the grief was just to much for him? Perhaps he went home? But Hunith hasn't seen him either.
They are both gone. And life moves on.
Until a few months later when rumors start reaching the castle, about two heroes helping people throughout the realm. A fighter and a sorcerer working together using their skills to take out different threats from low life bandits to magical creatures attacking people.
No one really suspects anythingat first, but Gwen sends out her knights to find these two heroes. To confirm the rumors and if so offer a reward for their bravery. And maybe see if they would be willing to join forces?
It's not until Sir Leon hears a description of the two that he start to wonder.. A blond sword fighter with blue eyes and a regal nose who talks like a noble? A dark haired sorcerer also with blue eyes and a wide infectious smile? And they are constantly bickering and insulting each other? It couldn't be? Could it?
Trying not to get his hopes up Leon still doubles the search efforts.
No matter what they do though the knights seems to always be one step behind the two. Always gone before the knights reach the village or town they just saved. Missed them by a few days, a few hours down to mere minutes.
Somewhere along the way Leon hears about The Kiss. Told by an eye witness who saw the blond grab the warlock by the front of his tunic, haul him in and kiss him fiercely for almost getting himself killed (again, the idiot <- Arthurs note).
And suddenly things are making alot more sense. Why they never came back. Why they are staying away and don't want to be found.
He never tells Gwen. Or anyone. But that is the day Leon starts pulling back, cutting down on the search. Telling everyone it's not worth it, it has been over a year ( several years?) and there are more important things for the knights of Camelot to do then chasing ghosts. It's better if people start moving on with their lives instead. They are not coming back.
An undecided amount of time later Leon finds himself drinking alone in some random tavern in some random town, in an unknown part of the kingdom. When two cloaked strangers sit down uninvited at his table. And as he looks up their hoods fall back to reveal two very familiar and very dear faces.
Merlin grins widely. 'We heard you were looking for us?'
it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore
(throws this artwork at you and runs away) Â ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ enjoy my attempt at some perspective.
Ooooo i should do this
"what, does it tickle?"
"stahp saying that-"
"why, can't you still say tickle?"
"sHhhfUCK-"
im fine i promise TwT
The crossover of a life time holy shit
Deltarune sans and Undertale sans are separate people but its like a Pinkie Pie situation where they just know about the other anyways
The desperation in his voice, the fact he already checked all the places, the way he tosses out the âlast nightâ as if they had been sharing a bed and he woke up to find him gone when he was expecting cuddles
Ok im reading a little too much into it but gods the deleted scenes are so precious and a lot of the times so gay
Letâs take into consideration:
Arthur would rather waste precious time before an important council meeting to run around the entire castle and search for Merlin, who, in his very honest opinion is the worst servant of the entire kingdom or that he had ever known, than to call literally anyone else to help him dress (as if there wouldnât be anyone ready to assist Arthur, their king, with clothes);
Arthur, and therefore Agravaine (which makes it all the more hilarious) knows every single place where Merlin could be, at that precise moment, or during that day in general; (EDIT: As someone pointed out in the comments, everyone and Agravaine included knows who is the âdollopheadâ)
The guards nod to Agravaine without asking anything, which only means that it is canon that everyone in Camelot knows Merlin by name; EDIT: It also means that the guards deal with this on a daily basis. They must be tired.
The aforementioned point implies that everyone knows how Merlin looks like, that also means Merlin is known to never leave Arthurâs side, even during council meetings;
Arthur is running around the castle in what today we would call a pyjama, just because Merlin didnât wake him up with, âRise and Shineâ. And heâs barefoot. Thatâs right. The king of Camelot, everyone, has just walked barefoot in Merlinâs chambers, in the armoury, where other knights probably are, and in the bloody stables (yes, the ones where the horses and their dungs both are), without boots on, just to look for Merlin;
Arthur is more distressed in this scene than in the one where Morgana declares war in season five. Heâs fretting like a mother hen. Not only he is without breath, which means he was just coming back from his checking around, but he is red in the face and almost yelling in desperation. âDoes he expect me to dress myself?!â Because apparently, Arthur literally cannot do anything without Merlin by his side. The way he says, âNo sign of himâ to Agravaine is so endearing, and he shouldnât be this adorable. Unfair, Arthur. Really unfair.
Arthur just yells, (and distressingly looks around) in hope that Merlin will come back to him, because he always does. *sounds of my heart breaking into millions of pieces*
And last but not least, Arthur shouts, âLast night!â, which means the actual reason heâs going around searching for Merlin, itâs because heâs worried his world will end without his quirky and clumsy servant by his side (and the love of his life). Merlin is currently out on a quest with Gwaine to look for Gaius, since he has been kidnapped, but the problem is that Arthur doesnât know this. What he knows is that he has fought with Merlin the day before about Gaius in the council chambers, and believes Merlin is gone for good, this time, and solely for the fight they had. Arthur feels more than guilty that he canât make it up to his best friend, the love of his life (Agravaine helped Morgana kidnap Gaius, and it explains the ending of the scene, where he understands where Merlin is.) Now Arthur is worried that his last words to Merlin were harsh. He had last seen him when he was done with his duties the night before, and then Merlin disappeared.
No wonder they deleted this scene.
Did i manage to find another spot that you didnât know youâre ridiculously ticklish from??????? I thought that you knew you were ticklish everywhere baby
ughhh guess who found out their legs are embarrassingly ticklish? like what?!? im sorry legs?! not just knees and thighs and stuff although those too. like shins and back of knees and calves and ankles. like im sorry what?!
15 going on fuckin 50 from how much I put up with (Not talking to you baby) Pronouns? No clue call me by whatever pronouns yâall want Demiromantic Panromantic Taken New to the tickling community, please nothing spicy- sfw only Warning, I will geek out about very random things if given the chance
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