You Can Trust Me Around That Old Piece Of Technology I Promise I’ll Be Normal About It

yes i want to be your IT person. wait no that's not my account. that's not my tumblr blog. no of course i don't want to get into your server room and- no no that's not my blog i swear. please just give me the job i can be trusted with your servers. i'm begging you. i don't reblog objectum posts. okay yes i'll give you that i do like electric dreams

objectum falls victim to android craze

Remembered that I once visited museum of old tech, I know many of you would really enjoy those💙

I am not objectum but I love objectum art. It’s not attractive to me or anything but just seeing an object, a mundane everyday thing that I usually put zero thought into, suddenly put into a sensual/sexual light as if it’s always been an object of desire and importance is just so cool and beautiful to me and I like it

Take your computer for a walk... France (1994)

this is from before i started this blog hehe but i think its my favorite of things ive posted here! ^^

the issue with the giant evil AI liking you is that eventually you're going to be stuck deep in its complex as it tries to nudge you toward its core. coiling wires thicker than tree trunks hanging from the ceiling like pythons everywhere.

you'll be stuck in its core chamber. the food is good and it won't subject You to any evil tests but the problem is that you're going to end up under a pile of cables messily spread across its chamber like tree roots. the fans and drives hum and chirp as it works on something else. but it likes you now

ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)

ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.

there is no way in hell the electric dreams remake will EVER be good unless they keep everything EXACTLY the same and just introduce polyamory. i’m dead serious.

if they turn edgar into a fucking chatgpt ai-slop machine i will combust like flash paper

I am... guilty... TT.TT