Nero: Are You Okay?

since five and luther are twins in the comics. i present to you:

luther : adorable, sweet, himbo twin

five : the agressive, explosive, sarcastic twin.

aka chaotic good with chaotic evil.

Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.

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Brutus: You killed him.

Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.

Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.

Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.

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Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.

Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.

Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.

Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.

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Lyme: What's that?

Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.

Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.

Iris:

Odin:

Hera:

Brutus:

Misha: Morning to you too :)

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Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.

Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.

Lyme: Oh.

Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!

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*at a zoo*

Misha: What are they in for?

Emory: This isn't a prison.

Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.

Emory: Well no, but-

Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.

Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.

*people staring*

Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.

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Nero: Is that my sweater?

Enobaria: It used to be.

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Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.

Callista: I have three.

Callista: Pick your favourite.

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Lyme: *choking*

Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.

Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Claudius: Genius!

Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?

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Ronan: I thought of you today.

Snow: How very nice of you.

Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.

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And now my old time favourites...

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Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

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Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

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Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.

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Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

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Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.

Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Alec: Do you take constructive criticism?

Selene: I only take cash or credit

Chubs: * teaching geometry* Is this a triangle?

Liam: Yes.

Chubs: How do you know?

Liam: What??

Chubs: PROVE that it's a triangle.

Liam: *voice weavering* Bro just look at it-

On halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year, our skeletons dresses up like us.

-Misha, probably.

Adessa headcanons:

Her favourite animal was a porcupine when she was younger. She is not a touchy feely person so naturally she favoured an animal which she finds adorable but not necessarily for petting. (She adopted one of Ronan's puppies, Resilience, but that's another topic to discuss.)

She has an obsession over carrots -her comfort vegetable, really-and eats them when she is not in the best mood because she can't eat liquor chocolate all the time.

A Sagittarius.

Adessa and Odin probably encountered few times before the games and ever since then, he is so young and gullible in her eyes, though he is not the Official Infant yet.

She had puppets when she was younger and she enjoyed playing with them- and make them have surgeries by cutting them apart, which is, not the most preferable thing for her parents. (Violet and Jameson are horrified.)

Victors as Vines pt2

I had been procrastinating everything recently, and then I suddenly had an urge to be productive all of a sudden—which resulted in another wave of vines, all inspired from @lorata ‘s works. This one is way more inclusive than the first one so enjoy the rest of your day/noon/night!

Court: I hereby sentence you for 68 years in prison.

Misha: *smirks, whispers to Lyme's ear*

Lyme: *sighs* My Victor has requested you add one more year.

"When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response."

-Misha, probably.