Brutus

Aphrodite: You know what they say, the higher the hair the closer to the gods!

Eris: I am going to shave my head.

On halloween we dress up as skeletons, but every other day of the year, our skeletons dresses up like us.

-Misha, probably.

Chubs: * teaching geometry* Is this a triangle?

Liam: Yes.

Chubs: How do you know?

Liam: What??

Chubs: PROVE that it's a triangle.

Liam: *voice weavering* Bro just look at it-

Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

Lyme, to Brutus: Yes, I am choosing Artemisia as my tribute, and you can't do anything about it!

Nero: *teaching Lyme how to drive* Alright, let me give you a scenerio; you see Enobaria and Brutus crossing the street. What do you hit?

Lyme: Enobaria. I'd never hurt a himbo.

Nero: The brakes! You hit the- *face palms*

Court: I hereby sentence you for 68 years in prison.

Misha: *smirks, whispers to Lyme's ear*

Lyme: *sighs* My Victor has requested you add one more year.

The scene where Reginald goes to get baby Vanya from her mother in Russia and the lights are flickering, aka she's already showing signs of her powers, makes me think how it was when he went to get the others

The family and nurses are gawking at baby Luther, just a few hours old, already up and walking around

They gave baby Diego a toy to hold onto and he threw it across the room, only for it to come right back and hit one of the nurses

Reginald and Klaus' mother are trying to negotiate a price over the baby's unexplainable constant whimpering

Reginald shows up and asks where baby Five is and the mother is panicking because she doesn't know??????? He disappeared???? They look for him for about an hour given how small he is

Ben's mother doesn't even want money, she just wants this demon baby taken off her arms IMMEDIATELY

Callista: *texting* I need moral support, but the ‘m’ is silent ;)

Emory: Uh, do you need a new dentist?

Callista: Wrong number. Thanks for asking dear. Really appreciated.