Hallibahar - *ortalama Bir Hayalperest*your Average Dreamer*

Nero: So, I have something to tell you.

Brin: Are you finally proposing?

Nero: How- I thought I was being smooth!

Brin: *sighs* You dropped the ring five times during our meal, love.

Brin: I even picked it up one time.

Odin: A fly went to my ear! It's going to eat my brain!

Adessa: It will starve.

These are THE Callista nails.

Brutus: Hello everyone! I am back.

Lyme: What the- caveman I saw you die.

Brutus: Death is a social construct.

Summary: Mentoring can be hard folks- most of the time it is.

Odin: *breathes*

Adessa: How can someone be so juvenile!?

Ruby: What is a word between sad and mad?

Chubs: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Vida: Smad.

If Victors Went to Therapy

Therapist: Alright, now what do we say when we feel this way?

Nero: It'd be like that sometimes.

Callista: Hoe's mad.

Emory: *laughs nervously* I'm fine.

Devon: Don't de sad because sad backwards is das and das not good.

Lyme: Today feels like a good day to deadlift twice my bodyweight.

Brutus: Less depressy and more progressy.

Adessa: Mercury retrograde, my dear.

Iris: So no one told me life was gonna be this way. *slow clapping*

Misha: *incoherent laughing*

Claudius: Add to cart.

Enobaria: Welcome back to the shit show!

Ronan: Mood.

Petra: I don't have to say shit!

Therapist: ...this is far more serious than I had thought.

My attempt at Callista

Summary: Just when she thought fate would be kind to her for once, her mentor forced Iris to spend the time with her new Victor-sister. Iris wishes she had refused but everyone deserves a first chance, right?