Hallibahar - *ortalama Bir Hayalperest*your Average Dreamer*

These are THE Callista nails.

Artemisia: Today one of you will betray to me.

Devon: Is it me, Misha?

Artemisia: No, it's not you.

Enobaria: Is it me, Misha?

Artemisia: It's not you either.

Lyme: Is it me, Misha?

Artemisia:

Artemisia, mockingly: Is IT mE MiSha?

Lyme: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

Claudius: Okay, but in my defense, Dash bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.

Lyme: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

Odin: I'm bored, someone tell me a joke.

Adessa: *not looking up from her book* Okay. You look good today.

Odin: Thanks! Wait-

Year book quotes as Victors pt: 2/2

Misha:

Devon:

Claudius:

Hera:

Everyone in ADUD:

Beetee after rejected by so many years:

Well, it's not a yearbook quote but it had strong Adessa vibes that I could not ignore:

I really like make Ronan suffer with other Victors so I had made this weird text story.

Ronan: *makes a group chat*

Ronan: Hey everyone! This is our chat to communicate. Anyone has questions?

Adessa: How many moles of potassium hydroxide are needed to completely neutralize 1.50 moles of sulfric acid?

Ronan: ...games related questions.

Callista: If you tell your tribute 'go fuck yourself' would they do it?

Iris: Well, in the end you get attached to them so I would not recommend you to say it.

Adessa: Cute. Disgusting.

Callista: I do not trust murderers. Can someone with good morals answer my question, please?

Hera: Really? I hope it is an irony, Calli.

Callista: Yup.

Ronan: I do not think so?

Ronan: Normal questions. We answer normal questions here.

Emory: Is it normal to not stop a person who is trying to eat rocks?

Odin: You know better than this.

Adessa: How do you know that, infant?

Odin: I swear, Adessa.

Brutus: Depends on the person I guess???

Emory: It's Misha.

Brutus: You definitely should stop her.

Ronan: Fine. Is that all?

Lyme: No.

Ronan: What happened?

Lyme: Did not decided yet, any ideas?

Petra: Tantrum?

Claudius: Stab someone?

Enobaria: Disown yourself from your mentor?

Lyme: Maybe. Already done. NO!

Enobaria: Aww you sad?

Lyme: Nope. But you should because Nero said he does not like you anymore.

Enobaria: Liar! Right, Nero?

Nero: I love you both equally.

Lyme: 😒🙄

Enobaria: 🤨😑

Nero: ❤?

Enobaria: 💣

Nero: Ok. I understand.

Enobaria: Good.

Devon: I did not, am I safe Bari?

Enobaria: Yes, you are.

Lyme: I do not like any of this.

Enobaria: No one asked Lime.

Lyme: 🖕

Callista: Why so petty?

Nero: You did not talked to me for a month when I said cats have a potential to eat their owner's corpse.

Callista blocked Nero

Nero: Did everyone witnessed this?

Ronan: Unfortunately yes.

Adessa: I still do not know how many moles of potassium hydroxide are needed to completely neutralize 1.50 moles of sulfric acid, though.

Odin: Why do you want to know this?

Adessa: Adult purposes, you would not understand.

Odin: I am tired of this.

Ronan: Me too.

Ronan has left the chat

*BONUS*

Nero: *waiting in front of Beetee's house*.

Nero: Open the door.

Beetee: Why?

Nero: You know the reason!

Beetee: Is it because your tribute died quicker this year?

Nero: No!

Nero: You had sex with my mentor!

Beetee: So?

Nero: You should pay!

Beetee: But I love her.

Nero: You do not.

Beetee: Please do not kill me, I do not want our child grow up to be fatherless.

Nero: What!?

Beetee got disconnected

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Adessa: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Emory: ...I did. I broke it.

Adessa: No. No you didn't. Callista?

Callista: Don't look at me. Look at Nero.

Nero: What? I didn't break it either.

Callista: Huh, that's weird. How did you know it was broken?

Nero: Because it's infront of us and it's broken.

Callista: Suspicious.

Nero: No it's not!

Brutus: If it matters, probably not, but Misha was the last one who use it.

Misha: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Brutus: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Misha: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Brutus!

Emory: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Adessa.

Adessa: No! Who actually broke it?

Everyone:

Devon:...Odin's been awfully quiet.

Odin: Really?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Adessa, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I accidentally punched it.

Adessa: I predict 10 minutes from now they will be at each other's throats with warpaints on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Adessa:

Adessa: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Luther: What is your biggest weakness?

Five: I can be uncooperative.

Luther: Okay, can you give me an example?

Five: No.

Misha: *gives the middle finger to a child*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *blows up a building for aesthetic*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *murders someone*

Emory: Okay.

Misha: *throws unfinished food to bin*

Emory: NO THAT IS TOO FAR!