Imagine You're Some Guy And You're Going Through The Woods One Day And You Stumble Upon A House And The

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

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1 year ago

do you think in the evil ford au they drunkenly made out once and just either chose to never bring it up again or forgot about it - journal-3

"once"? "drunkenly"?

My general "yeah y'all can play with this if you want" version of the Evil Ford AU, I've kept open-ended & ambiguous so folks can put whatever they want into it. What's official is "Ford has made the terrible decision of calling Bill his boss & bestie and so far he's been given no reason to regret it" and anything beyond that is whatever anyone wants it to be.

But the version that lives in my head is gay as all get-out.

So it definitely isn't just once; and yeah sometimes it's drunkenly, but it doesn't need to be. (First couple times probably were though. Not like they talked things out.)

By the end of the portal era they're having conversations like,

Digital drawing of Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher. Ford is wearing his just-returned-from-outer-space explorer outfit, leaning on a wall with arms crossed and one ankle hooked over the other, giving Bill a bored look. Bill is floating in the air staring at Ford expressionlessly. They're talking to each other:
Ford: I like my last name as it is.
Bill: What, so you'd never consider "Stanford Cipher"?
Ford: Not a chance.
Bill: Come on, it's POETIC! You've got that "s-f-r s-f-r" sound...
Ford: I'm not a character in a nursery rhyme. Would YOU consider "Bill Pines"?
Bill: Can't, I built my rep in this dimension as "Bill Cipher", it's too iconic to change. What about hyphenating? "Stanford Cipher-Pines"?
Ford: Definitely not. ... But I wouldn't say no to changing my middle name to "Cipher".

"What are they talking about?" Oh you know, normal overlord-henchman stuff. If Bill's gonna be god/owner/party host of the universe and Ford's gonna do all the boring work of ruling, then OBVIOUSLY they need to indicate to the broader multiverse that if you try to harm Ford you'll invoke the wrath of Bill Cipher.

So once Weirdmageddon overtakes the first galaxy, they're gonna... you know, do a little ceremony thing... for political purposes... Bill thinks sticking his name in Ford's name would help make it clearer that this one's under his protection...

But it's not a big deal, don't make a big deal out of it, they're being sooo chill about it. It's not even legally binding, there's not a jurisdiction in existence that would acknowledge a marriage between Bill Cipher and some random alien from a dimension with no diplomatic ties to the broader multiverse.

For the honeymoon they're throwing their enemies in a supermassive black hole. They're starting with Time Baby and the West Coast Tech admissions department.

(After Bill's death Ford unofficially changes his middle name to "Cipher" anyway.)

1 year ago

Like/reblog if you played “The Cave” I love it and want to talk about it.

6 months ago

WHERE IS THE SQUIDWARD X PLANKTON CONTENT?!?!

1 year ago

I love your blog haha! Om*urpp*g! Haha j-just kidding *urrppp* it-it's me! The sexy g-grandpa who u-understands the *urpp* attractions of m-me! I can fill you up- fill you in on the de*urpp*tails later, but you wil-*urpp* have captured my e-essence!

Fuck me as hard as you can.

1 year ago

IS THERE A FANDOM FOR THAT GAME CALLED ‘THE CAVE’

ITS REALLY GREAT AND AMAZING AND DOES IT HAVE A FANDOM I REALLY HOPE IT DOES

1 year ago

a collection of memes i have on my phone and the GF characters i associate them with.

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

stan and dipper (alternatively ford and dipper)

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

ford and fiddleford during the researcher era

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

the tag on this one explains it . but yeah wendy and soos after soos becomes mr mystery

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill talking about ford

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

mabel

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

bill

A Collection Of Memes I Have On My Phone And The GF Characters I Associate Them With.

dipper

feel free to add more

9 months ago

*In a surprisingly accurate Toad voice* "HOLY DIVER-"

*both die laughing*

*In therapist voice* "Go on."


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1 year ago

bill sometimes attaches a sign to ford's back that says "if lost: return to bill cipher"

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