Something Funny I Wrote. There's Something Amusing About Brooklyn Calling Goliath-G.

I was just working on my GoLisa baby fic and then realized that 'where would they find diapers to fit a baby with a tail?" Would they just poke holes in it or would Elisa try to find someone that makes customized baby diapers.

"I'm sorry, Miss, but can you repeat that?"

"It was just a hypothetical question"

"But, why would you need a diaper with a hole in the back?"

"Uh, so-hey, I gotta go, lets forget we ever had this conversation! Okay? Bye!"

"Please Knock"

Summary: Elisa learns to try and get use to her new friend.

Words: 279

Warnings! Just some mild sexual humor/if you can call it that.

Elisa has to remember Goliath isn't human. But, sometimes even with that thought in mind she finds it hard to restrain her temper. 

Especially,  when he like a tank comes barreling through her bathroom door. The noise along of  hard muscle hitting the floor and splintering wood has her heart ricocheting within her ribcage.

"Goliath!" She shrieked, pulling her shower curtain over herself.

"Elisa-" he paused.

"Hey!" her downstairs neighbor bellows from below "Is this a circus!? Keep it down up there, Maza! I'm trying to sleep!" 

"Sorry! Sorry!" She shouted back before training her annoyed glare towards the literal giant standing awkwardly in the middle of her bathroom. Right, where he landed she could see cracks in the tiles.

Her landlord's going to have a cow.

"Goliath" 

"I heard you scream"  he says simply.

"I-I just burnt myself by accident" she hadn't been thinking when she had hopped into the shower forgetting how high she had set the temperature on.

"Burnt yourself-" 

"My bathwater was a little too hot is all, now can-" she eyes her broken door with a mourning glance. Oh, well she was looking to replace it anyways. She guesses. She watches as he picks up a rather large piece of her door frame-

"I seem to have-"

"It's alright." She sighs "just leave it" 

"But," 

"Just leave it, Goliath. Now, can you stand outside. I don't have any clothes on" 

"Right" she could've sworn he looked a bit sheepish as he places the door down and exits with a swish of his tail and a flutter of his massive wingspan.

Elisa mutters under her breath. This was going to be a long awkward night.

Gargoyles Concept art.

source

http://danalexanderdizmentia.blogspot.com/2011/01/disneys-gargoyles-concept-art-and-my.html

I know Goliath is a beefy, monster man, but I can't help, but imagine him as a twinky pretty boy as a teenager. The beef came with age. Or this might be due to the fact that every time I try to draw Goliath he comes out looking like a bishounen from a otome game.

lights in the trees.

ok so gargoyles is full of lore so i decided to keep an eye of the stuff that isnt said directly in the series, such as touching the hair is the gargoyle equivalent of kisses. and uuuuh goliath cradles elisas head and hair when she is hospitalized for a gunshot. Goliath has known elisa for like, a week and is already basically kissing her forehead because she is injured

1990s animated series Gargoyles is getting the ultimate action figure treatment from NECA. Goliath - the clan’s leader, voiced by Keith David - will fly into stores in July.

Standing 8” tall and features at 16” wingspan, the toy is fully articulated, including wings and tail. It comes with interchangeable heads and hands as well as book and pepper accessories.