Haelly-angels23 - Wet Dreams

"i'm too old for you" sir, the age gap is literally one of the things that got me attracted to you in the first place

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femme tip: pavlov your partner with a perfume.

pick one to wear every time you KNOW you’re going to fuck and stick with it for a while. i’d go for something pretty different from your usual scent. consistency is key in the first few months, i started out wearing it every time i knew we were going for a drink knowing we’d get handsy later. eventually, you can put some on just to get coffee- they won’t know exactly why they can’t keep their hands off of you. spray it in the bathroom before you leave, they can’t figure out why they miss you so much. pretty soon you’ll be just a spray away from hot lesbian sex <3 you’re welcome

Turns out sometimes your hot friends ARE flirting with you

god forbid a girl be tired 24/7