He's Like Twice My Age But Holy Shit He Is So Fucking Hot Lol Help Me

"What that mouth do?" Go nonverbal.

in love

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femme tip: pavlov your partner with a perfume.

pick one to wear every time you KNOW you’re going to fuck and stick with it for a while. i’d go for something pretty different from your usual scent. consistency is key in the first few months, i started out wearing it every time i knew we were going for a drink knowing we’d get handsy later. eventually, you can put some on just to get coffee- they won’t know exactly why they can’t keep their hands off of you. spray it in the bathroom before you leave, they can’t figure out why they miss you so much. pretty soon you’ll be just a spray away from hot lesbian sex <3 you’re welcome

Hi! Welcome to my blog 🌸

I’m Haelly! here mainly to let out my horny and random thoughts. (MDNI 🔞)

About me:

-22 - she/her

-Leo 🦁

-Bi 🩷💜💙

-DM’s are open (please keep it respectful tho)

-I’m an artists :) but I am keeping my art separate from this blog tho

-I love fantasy books and Indy music

-happy to talk and make friends!

-I also love f1 if anyone wants to rant about it with me!

-I love the block button so don’t test me

-asks are open and I’m bored a lot so ask away

-I also like superheros :)

- Kinks: wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy.

DNI list 🔞

Minors, racists, homophobes, transphobes, blank/ageless blogs, p3dos, people who actually condone r@pe outside of kink/ prior consent, n3cro, scat, zoo, or diaper f3tishists, Trump supporters.

Back here again and again until this blog makes me feel worse rather than better but whatever 🩷

Turns out sometimes your hot friends ARE flirting with you