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Im gonna touchyou blawg
Can you write them tickling eachothers pickles and getting nasty booty butt sex style π
Charlie is this you.
(that i yell around my house)
βyour fucking band sucks!β -chris fehn, slipknot
βwe got caught jerking off.β -krist novoselic, nirvana
βlight em up!β -sid wilson, slipknot
βitβs a songβ¦and we wrote it! π no, umββ -jonathan davis, korn
(referring to craig) βlook at him, do you wanna talk to him? i donβt wanna talk to him and iβm in a band with him.β -corey taylor, slipknot
βbut you know wanna know what? i said iβm madonna, and i can do anything, okay?β -sebastian bach, skid row
βitβs not a tv studioβ¦josh! turn these lights out! itβs a fucking rock concert!β eddie vedder, pearl jam
βhey, ugly. hey, BITCH.β -layne staley, alice in chains
βand iβve been bugginaboutfletsomandjetsam for a long time.β -jason newsted, metallica
*silence* ββ¦you canβt prove that.β -sean kinney, alice in chains
βπΉWE DONβT WANNA TALK TO METALLICA.πΉβ lars ulrich, metallica
βWHEREβS THE SWIMMING POOL AT? π£οΈβ -kirk hammett, metallica
βTHE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE RIGHT NOW GOD DAMN IT!?β -kirk hammett, metallica
βwhich metallica member is the most pregnant?β -lars ulrich, metallica
βeverybody from underneath the stage gonna be lookinβ at my NUTS.β -jonathan davis, korn
βhope i choke on a crepe. hm, hope you choke on a dick.β *struggles to end the video* -dave mustaine, megadeth
βHAAAHAAAHAAAA! π£οΈβ -fred durst, limp bizkit
I have such a desire to add Chuck Behler to my fics and he doesn't even have his own character tag on AO3 why are we all sleeping on Chuck Behler??
chris x craig fanfic whenπ
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a fanfiction about my otp, chuck behler x jeff young from megadeth. both of them are kemonomimis, jeff being a deer and chuck being a saint bernard. both of them use she/him, they will occasionally swtich. i'm gonna kill you charlie.
no warnings, just fluff hehe
recently, jeff had moved out of the studio. everyday, he would receive gifts on his doorstep, no matter what it was, there was always a white, wilted daisy that was ripped out from the ground, some dirt on the stem. he was so puzzled by it, he couldn't go on without knowing who was throwing some flowers at his door.
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one morning, she would stand right behind his door around the time the flowers were dropped off. once she heard some scampering, she would immediately open the door, just to see a blur dashing away. "hey- HEY! COME BACK!" she blurted out before he would hop over the gifts left over his porch. she would then skedaddle on his small deer hooves in attempt to catch the culprit, ending up failing.
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the next morning, jeff couldn't bear the fact he had some.. weirdo admirer or something. after some thinking, he would leave his house before walking over to the old studio. maybe it was dave or junior playing some assholeish prank on him. there was only one way to find out.
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once jeff arrived, she banged on the door, "open up dave, you jackass!" he said, seemingly pissed off as she placed his hands on her hips. after a few minutes, her eyebrows would furrow. she was extremely impatient. she would then walk around the house before jumping the fence, falling on the ground with an 'oof,' her hooves clumsily bucking in response.
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once jeff looked up, he would notice a familiar back towards him, digging around in the dirt. his eyes would widen slightly as he would dust himself off, standing up straight before creeping up behind the figure. he found himself staring down at .. chuck? the bernard's tail was wagging behind him as he dug around the dirt, pulling out a white daisy with his teeth.
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when chuck turned around, he would immediately glance at jeff, his face flushing. "oh, uh, hey dude.." "it was YOU?" jeff shot back, her face filled with disbelief. chuck would giggle sheepishly, slowly spitting the flower out into his paw. "i'm surprised you didn't find out sooner." chuck said with slight amusement before she would glance up at jeff, slowly reaching up and placing the daisy behind jeff's antler.
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"i hope you like flowers," chuck whispered before placing a small peck on jeff's jawline.