"Drag My Teeth Across Your Chest To Taste Your Beating Heart"

twilight au where everything is the same but james is james charles

*in the baseball field*

laurent: i am laurent. and this is victoria, and james.

james: Hi Sisters!

james: *smells bella*

james: you’ve brought a Sister Snack

*in phoenix*

bella: hey, mom, i’m glad you got my message. what’re you doing home?

renée: bella!? bella!? bella, where are you!? bella!?

bella: calm down, everything’s fine. i’ll explain everything later—mom, are you there?

james: forks high school doesn’t protect its Sister Students’ privacy very well. it was easy The House for victoria to find your previous address. it’s a nice house you have here. Love That! i was prepared to wait for you, but then Mom came home after she received a very worried call from your dad, and it all worked out The House.

bella: don’t touch her! don’t—

james: you can still Sister Save her. but you’re going to have to get away from your Sister Squad. can you handle that?

bella: where should i meet you?

james: how about your old ballet studio? and i’ll know if you bring anyone along. poor mommy will pay the price for that Sister Slip-Up

*in the ballet studio*

bella: she’s not even here

james: no. Sister Sorry. you know, you really made it easy The House

james: you’re alone, because you’re faster than the others. but not Sister Stronger!

james: *bites bella*

james: Sister Scrumptious!

edward: *rips james’ throat out*

james: *gargling* Uh Oh Sisters!

Ok so I know this is a long shot…

But if anyone in upstate New York is looking for a sweet, amazing, cuddly, sensitive cat, please consider Garfield!

Garfield is an amazing cat! He’ll jump right up into your lap and purrs so loudly. He also adores belly rubs!

Unfortunately, he doesn’t have stellar mental health… This year has been rough for him. He was adopted from and dropped back off at the shelter twice in a 6 week time span. After settling back in after weeks of hiding and being aggressive, the shelter shut down for 3 months due to a fungal outbreak amongst the cats. He also hates other cats and being surrounded by 40+ other cats has been way too stressful and overwhelming for him. He has to be on Prozac, an antidepressant, to calm down, and he pulls his own hair out. The poor boy is so upset he’s self harming.

He truly doesn’t deserve all that’s happening to him. If you’d like a sweet, harmless, cuddly cat, please consider adopting Garfield. He’s absolutely gorgeous. His reddish-orange fur is stunning and he has the most strangely adorable alien eyes. If you can’t adopt him, any attention this post gets will make him just as happy. ❤

((If you’re wondering: yes, this is the second time I posted this. I edited the original and suddenly every note vanished, probably because I changed my @ beforehand. It’s really frustrating and heartbreaking that all the attention he got disappeared, but I owe it to this sweetheart to try again.))

Inktober Day 7 is Cerberus-

I like Cerberus, but I am bad at drawing animals and I wanted to try a more hybrid-ish look. They’re tall, REALLY tall and the middle head is actually the friendliest.

i’ve been pretty sick for the past few weeks, but at least i got to max my relationship with rowan i guess :’)

Baby duck!

Part 1 to a little comic I’m doing about Rey and Finn post The Last Jedi.

I can just imagine RTN!Sasuke chasing after RTN!Hinata, and getting shot down every time. c; 

Note that this is only for a portrait/bust. Fully colored, or black and white upon request. Additional details may make the cost go up a few bucks, but overall it should be around 22USD. This will include a simple bg unless otherwise requested!! :)

I will draw: humanoids, gore/light gore, light nudity (chest area), any OC or character from a book/movie/game/etc. 

I won’t draw: furries or non-humanoids, or more than one character per portrait. 

I should be fine with pretty much anything though, just send me an ask about it. ♥ I prefer paypal, though I do have a variety of other money-transferring apps (venmo + cashapp mainly). 

Thanks so much!

"No love for a boy breakin' hearts."