Music Make You Lose Control

THEY KEPT IN FALIN MACE IM SO HAPPY

It is simultaneously Passover, Earth day, and lesbian visibility week.

So shout out to the Jewish, earth-loving lesbians

my eternal punishment is taking a shower where the water is never hot enough

"from the river to the sea" is apparently a call for genocide but this is just fine i guess

there was another post I can’t find atm where it said “hitting translate on a Hebrew post is like finding a lost page of mein kampf”

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

tma 182 theory- the doctor looks like a jane doe reconstruction and thats why martin was so spooked

heres some particularly unsettling examples-

i have to get into bed twenty times a day or ill start following through on various threats ive made

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna