Dear Gods Please Take My Pain, Double It Triple It Quadruple It And Give It All To Neil Gaiman And Then

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

"from the river to the sea" is apparently a call for genocide but this is just fine i guess

there was another post I can’t find atm where it said “hitting translate on a Hebrew post is like finding a lost page of mein kampf”

i have been young and i have been small. but i do not think i have ever been a child.

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

got fuckin DAMN i love being alive!!

hey you reading this, we're both alive RIGHT NOW

and like, that doesn't have to be intimidating, you don't have to do ANYTHING right now, you can just hang out! you'll be alive for a while, we have so much time to be alive, so no need to rush!

and how sexy is that?? I think that's really cool

I love you

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

Take notes

Oh to be a baroque artist (going absolutely insane due to lead poisoning from the white paint)