Guy Who Is Definitely Not About To Fall Into A Surprise Midday Nap With An Aftermath Worse Than A Hangover:

does anyone else wish they could switch bodies with someone/give their pain to someone to see how that person reacts? like, am i being too over dramatic or is it really that bad? can they white knuckle it or are they also kneeling over in pain??

Weighted blankets aren't enough I need to be crushed in a hydraulic press

your hot autistic swag has bewitched me body and soul.

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

Oh to be a baroque artist (going absolutely insane due to lead poisoning from the white paint)

can we give a quick shoutout to fat women real quick. Please

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

giggling kicking my feet as my virtual kitty paws boop every silly post i see

It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.