Cant Believe I Got Blueballed By The Fucking Government. Stupid Alarm Went Off Two Minutes Early And

got fuckin DAMN i love being alive!!

hey you reading this, we're both alive RIGHT NOW

and like, that doesn't have to be intimidating, you don't have to do ANYTHING right now, you can just hang out! you'll be alive for a while, we have so much time to be alive, so no need to rush!

and how sexy is that?? I think that's really cool

I love you

The Count in his Count Mobile.

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

eepy tbh

me carrying a stuffed animal around while being disabled is not "infantilizing disability"

I am an actually disabled person who carries a stuffed animal as comfort bc disability is hard

what's "infantilizing disability" is assuming that just bc I carry a stuffed animal I'm not capable of making decisions for myself. or that having a stuffed animal makes me a less serious, adult person than you are.

a fun fact that people may not know about me is that i’m regular about media. i’m so normal about things i enjoy. i never ever get weird or obsessive about them and I consume and enjoy them completely normally. also im a fucking liar

don’t care + i have big doll eyes

gonna need saomeone to kiss me on the mouth in the next 24 hours , lest I go ballistic