How some characters would go about courting Paimons mama
-you would pick up on your daughter calling Barbatos,The god of freedom,the anemo archon,"tone deaf bard",made you hold in a laugh not be disrespectfull
-Venti will think that you agree with him being tone deaf and feel sadness wash over him,do you not like his songs? He'll be better at them he promises!
-god your daughter knew that she would get away with it,not just cause shes a child,but cause shes your child
-you reassure him dont worry and his happy
-but man dudes is love starved
-he clungs onto you like a new born (if you allow him to even be near you)
-Paimon isnt too thrilled about him acting like hes your kid,she is,you came down here to reunite with her
-Paimon wouldnt mind a second parent,that means more love,and you'll be happier (you did tell you wouldnt leave her again)
-but Venti? Yeah no,mans has to prove himself one way or another
-he will sing Paimon and you so many songs
-spoil you with everything he can (he admitted being Barbatos to be able to have VIP acess to you like all the other archons and important people)
-Paimon and him share a playfull tone and would absolutely mess with others,so this might actually work
-what do you say your grace? Venti is already worshiping you like never before
-1# follower comin' throught
-hes so polite and devoted,being your slave would be such an honor to him,but being your husband? Your daughters father?
-he doesnt care who he has to go through
-Paimon doesnt know if she wants a dad whos so bad with the literal thing he made from his hands
-Zhongli will serve you and praise you theres no tomorow,Paimon aswell
-hes telling her the best tales he knows,spending way too much on food and toys (thats more like a point for childe but-)
-his shield is on him 24/7 with either of you with him in the wild
-but like you have power over all the elements and slay so like dont know why he does this but oh well
-he is and always will be your most devoted your grace, isnt that worth something?
-spoils you and Paimon
-Zhongli isnt getting that much money from him cause now hes competiton
-Paimon and Teucer deffinetly are having playdates to get to know eachother and have fun
-they might end up being family if Childe succeds after all
-Paimon didnt like the idea of you marrying a fatui harbinger,so childe is on thin ice
-but Paimon is only so young,she could be convinced easily
-he is such a family man,hes perfect to be her father and your lover
-hes killed so many in your name,and he will leave the fatui if you wish,just consider it
-this is probably the easiest and we all know why
-they were with your daughter for so long,no one knows them like you both do,its only natural
-Paimon will however go "oh come on! Not you too! Why is everyone so intrested in Paimons mom!?"
-after all you both have control over all the elements in a way,so theyre perfect
-you took them as a vessel for a reason,right?
-but abyss twin?
-alot of drama
-Paimon is gonna tell them that if they even wish to be near you,theyd have to reconcile and apologize to the traveler!
-"say less" Paimon isnt even able to finish her sentence
-but yeah things will be difficult but oh well
Bruce found a dead body đđđ
(Inspired by: Malcolm in the Middle)
Argenti who believes you (player) are Idrila⌠the being whoâd saved him countless of times, the one who protects him in times of peril. The reason he only meets you in near death situation is due to how the universe works, determined to only let you meet those who adore you once theyâre at their weakest and need your help to return to their true form. Every time a new soul comes to you, arriving at the Expressâ doors, you welcome them and work tirelessly to give them strength unattainable through other means.
Albeit not knowing how you truly look like, he can see your silhouette in his mindâs eye. He knows the broad brush strokes that compose your face, even your eye color and hair texture immortalized in his memory. He knows deep down that there will never be any being that can rival the beauty of his Lord.
Argenti, who once finally home with you, can finally rest easy knowing that you are with him â watching over him and giving him strength in your own way. However, he still cannot touch you, he hasnât been able to clearly see your face yet. His journey isnât done, now he must find a way to bring you to him so he can spread the word of your arrival and power while adoring you in his arms.
Danny is like a cockroach. No matter what happens he just keeps coming back.
Every Wayne has watched this kid die.
Every single Bat and Bird has failed to save him
They don't realize it's the same dude at first
They all just think they're having an absolute shit week.
He saved Damians life when he took that bullet
Jason watched him give his life for a kid when a bus was coming and the kid wouldn't get out of the way in time. Jason wasn't close enough (maybe they both would have lived if Jason had been closer. Faster. Better)
Cass saw the knife fly at him. She was too far. Couldn't tell to save him. She watched him fall in silence. He never made a sound.
He was at the top of a flight of stairs. Barbra watched him lose his balance. She was trapped by her chair and the daylight hours. She watched. Helpless as he tumbled to the ground, and lay, broken, before her.
Bruce was running late when it happened. His car stalled. Just as a boy, no older than his sons, ran (or flew or appeared) down the street. Out of breath. Covered in blood and bruises. Clothing torn. Bruce made to get out of the car as the boy turned and shouted. As if making his final stand. Bruce watches as the boy is gunned down by men in white. It's not until much later that he realizes the boy stopped where he, did, not because he was exhausted, but because they were running towards a crowd. That he had stopped running, had givens himself up, to protect the innocent.
Alfred held out a hand to a child. Too small and young and thin by far. He was just heading out to meet an old friend. He had no supplies, no emergency button no phone. No food to share or clean clothes to offer. Suddenly he found himself on the ground with the child on top of him, head oozing from what appeared to be a piece fallen from the building above them. The child has pushed him out of the way. His final act had been to save a stranger.
They're eating a meal in silence. All together for the first time in a long while. When there's a knock at the door. A case worker. Asking if Mr. Wayne were able to take in a child. Just for a short while. It was an emergency. He had no where else to go. They were desperate.
Bruce is tempted to say no. It's been a terrible couple of weeks. But who was he to turn away a child in need. Of course he has room. Let him tell Alfred. Just come through to the dining room when you're ready, you remember where it is of course? Excellent. We'll put extra places out for the both of you. Of course you're welcome to join us for dinner, it's awfully late and you must be starving.
Bruce goes back to let Alfred know they'll have dinner guests and is just settling in when the Boy They All Watched Die walks in closely tailing the social worker.
Chaos ensues
(reposting cuz someone wrote an awesome fic on AO3) Linking below. leave them some love if u like. they really took this snippet and ran with it!)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/51328789/chapters/129695641
How does one put a bio
Anyways it seems because of the post I made days ago has opened the floodgate in my brain of all the stockpiled ideas I kept mostly to myself soooo I'm dropping them some here (I might have forgotten some details)
If anyone wishes to use any of these then be my guess, I just want to pour them all out
These are my ideas for Genshin Impact (I'll be doing seperate posts for my ideas in different fandoms)
Genshin Ideas:
Self-Insert!Aunt of Kaveh
-this idea started when I learned about his story so yeah, this idea was atleast two years ago?
-Self-Insert is either reincarnated in the game or just there
-Self-Insert is the sister to the new husband of Kaveh's mother in Fontaine and she found out about Kaveh and wanted to meet him, cue 10 mins of meeting him she went "I just met this man for 10 mins but if anything ever happens to him, I'm killing everyone here then myself"
-Took one look at whatever Haikaveh is and went "I know what you are"
-Probably the wine aunt or the rich aunt
Self-Insert!Dori
-got her 3 times back to back, this idea was also two years ago?
-found out all the hate on her because of the fact that Kaveh is in debt because of her and my brain went "I can fix her"
-Self-Insert!Dori would be similar to her game self only the difference she is absolutely protective and loves Kaveh (platonically)
-She looks at Kaveh as he was easily scammed also seeing the kind and beautiful soul in front of her and thought "I must protect"
-Kaveh still gets in debt by being scammed and is quite still "roommates" with Alhaitham
-Self-Insert!Dori offering Kaveh a place in the Palace of Alcazarzaray but Kaveh refuses the offer
-Self-Insert!Dori being Kaveh's self-proclaimed rich aunt
-Self-Insert! Dori would not hesitate to fund the entire wedding for Haikaveh and lend the Palace of Alcazarzaray as the venue if the chance comes (She finds them cute together)
Kid Self-Insert
-Kaveh finds self-insert somewhere and sees them hurt, lost, abandoned or something and decides to bring them to Tighnari then while carrying them he shows self-insert around Sumeru City
-Self-Insert looks like a mix between Alhaitham and Kaveh so people passing by are staring and rumours start that Kaveh and Alhaitham has a kid
-Alhaitham heard the rumours and went to find Kaveh, sees Kaveh with self-insert
-The story goes on found family and Alhaitham and Kaveh stops dancing around and finally confess to each other then gets married
Hahaha đ notice how all of them are all self-inserts also connected to Kaveh and Haikaveh? Kaveh deserves all the love and care in the world
Next post would be my ideas for Honkai Star Rail (I will try my hand in writing and continueing my idea for sahsrau in my last post)
Salutations to the ones who read this entire thing, I thank thee for reading this ones old brainrot. Now I must sleep since my eyes are getting heavy
I LOVED your SAHSR thoughts so please hear me out.
I actually doubt that HSR will understand what God means, like, they're in space and modern tech and with all the things they have encountered, I just feel that they have never understood "God" like in SAGAU. The only being that closer to a "divine being" being is aeon.
So my brainrot is, the player as aeon, who's just mindlessly flying across the Herta's Space Station that currently being invaded and taken interested in MC (who's literally stellaron) and favored them.
HSR characters are aware, that something powerful is actively watching and taking care of them. They are wary because aeons are areas they know very little about and have no control over.
But, who could resist the constant warmth and kindness of this peculiar aeon, plus, this aeon seems having no bad intention. Just some harmless mischief (scaring a cleaning service; those trash bing thingy; destroying property for some cash; etc)
Sorry if there any grammar mistakes. English is not my first language.
THIS ^
THIS IS AMAZING
TW:some religious themes, yandere
I agree, they indeed would think you're an aeon.
Some sort of highest of aeons.
AND THE MISCHIEF PART IS SO TRUE
They wouldn't understand why are you so different from all the aeons, but you don't cause trouble, and seem to actually care for them, make then stronger.. You really aren't that bad. And just like that, after their observation on you, their obsession began!
Considering what destruction everything else causes, you're the safest one, so some of them might even worship you. Admire you while being obssesses with divine aeon. Y-You even saved Belobog! And Herta's station.. They really should thank you, but how? Maybe offerings will do...?
Oh, some would be obsessive about you! Everything you do is absolute perfection! How could they not love you? Would keep a journal and take pictures/draw/paint you.
Some would be protective, you always look after them and their backs, so they are doing the same for you. "Just like in some romance book!" They say.
Others would be possessive (obv). They don't wanna share you with anyone. You're too special. They're the only ones who deserve you/ They may not deserve you but no one else is, so they'll try to isolate you. They want to keep you to themselves, you're to good for everyone and anyone else anyways.
Some are Manipulative and Cunning. This being paired with what I stated above is not a great idea. Thankfully, not everyone is like that.
Others are Clingy and Delusional. Would not recommend, as, if their delusion would shatter...the result would be..messy. you'll be alright tho. But everyone else won't.
Some would definitely share with each other and work together. Use their strong traits and cover the weak ones of others (and vice versa).
Running away? Kinda impossible, you're in space..
BUT
Hear me out, if in sagau we are sometimes ACTUALLY a God with gold blood
What if we are actually an aeon?
(We can talk and speculate about it more, I'm really interested about you're thoughts hehe. Everyone is so cool ><. Imagine being in both, SAHSR and SAGAU universe, both sides loving you, worshiping you and pursuing you. Oh it won't end well, and if it will, it won't be for you-)
Danny starts as a low level intern in Wayne Industries and is very concerned when people keep referring to him as Tim and keep asking him to sign papers and attend meetings that arenât remotely in his job description.
DPXDC
Aged down Danny beating Tim in college..
âOkay Danny, remind me of the rules againâ Jazz looked to the kid in her arms, the kid was eating a bright green popsicle. Like the kid wasnât a toddler and wouldnât get sticky.
âUh.. rule one! Donât be loud! And if I have questions raise my hand.â Danny struggled to hold up one finger but when he managed he held it up his popsicle in his other hand.
âRule two! Donât interrupt with stupid things. Like puns or fart jokes!â Danny pulled his hand down again and stared at his hand till he got two fingers held up then which a looked at Jazz with a grin
âThen rule three! If I need the bathroom or food ask you,â Danny held up his thumb this time making three fingers being held up.
âLastly! Donât wonder off! Like momma and Daddy!â Danny put his hand down and put the popsicle in his mouth hurriedly licking up the melted popsicle off his hand.
âYou forgot one Danny, Rule five dont Fenton the others here. You know what that means right?â Jazz asked bending down and opening the backpack she had packed it was basically a diaper bag. It held wipes, emergency ectoplasm, change of clothes, the Fenton Thermos, and many other things Jazz had knew they would need. Jazz had dug around in the bag and pulled out the wipes ready to clean Danny up when he finished the popsicle in record time.
âYeah! It means.. be respectful of others bubbleâs and no ghost things! Also donât tell other people of things I shouldnât know about them but I do know-â Danny licked off the last bit of the ectopop enjoying the melting ecto in his mouth. He then gave a short scream as Jazz attacked him with the cold wipe. Cleaning off the ecto off his face and hands. She took the popsicle stick and wrapped the wipe around it and put it in the diaper bag.
âThatâs right, now I know youâre not as old as you used to. And I donât know your mental age right now. But I promise you wonât get in trouble if you do have an accident or something you would describe as childish.â Jazz stood up picking up the backpack in her hand and putting one strap over her arm and walked out of the stall. Where she was hiding when she noticed Danny looked dizzy and a bit pale. She guess it was the old ectoplasm in the air that he was absorbing. She guessed right and when Danny ate the emergency Ectopops he went right by back to normal.
She sat Danny in the bathroom sink and put the bag to the other side of him. Her body was in front of him so he couldnât fall off the counter. As she washed her hands getting rid of her own stickiness Danny had put on her. Then she put the bag on both her shoulders and picked Danny up resting him on her hip Danny arm wrapping around her forearm instantly.
Danny was looking around as all babies did as Jazz walked out the bathroom pulling out her phone to look at her schedule.
âOkay, first is introductory psychology. Which in in building F.â Jazz mumbled to herself looking up and putting her phone back in her pocket and started to walk through the dorms.
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âDanny, you remember what happened last time you chewed on a pen?â Jazz asked looking over at her brother who was sitting in the seat next to herself. The chair was pulled closer and a random assortment of things were on the table in front of him.
âIt explodes in my mouth..â Danny frowned taking the pen out his mouth. The pen had many teeth marks.
âWell that explains the blue mouth of the kid..â Tim thought to himself he was two chairs back a bit higher than the two siblings. He had started to wonder about the stained blue mouth and the blue marks on his hands and around his mouth. Even the kids teeth were stained blue.
Tim was in introductory Psychology as his minor. He needed to know more about what was going on in peoples head. It would help with many things.. even learn some tricks he could use on his siblings maybe? He was majoring in astronomy weirdly. Tim knows just about anything on Earth but when it came to the stars he was admittedly lacking.
He was curious about the kid when he overheard the kids sister suggested to the kid about asking the astronomy professor if he could sit in during a class as the kid was incredibly bored in the psychology classes. Danny, names were also learned from his eavesdropping, looked at his sister like she hung the stars which Tim didnât doubt that to him, she did.
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Oh. My. Clockwork. Jazzy has the best ideas! And Profess Brunn is so nice! She says I can sit in on a lesson and if Iâm good I can do it again! Jazzy just dropped me off at the classroom and gave me to Profess she sat me down in the front row so she can keep in eye on me. I asked if I could ask and answer questions and she said yes!
âAll right guys! Since we just came back from break weâre gonna be getting back into it with our last lesson! Iâm gonna do a review on last lesson and then hand out a paper. It will be worth a grade so please actually tryâ Professor Brunn started the class with energy most of the class didnât have.
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Who the hell is this kid?!
Tim stared at the laptop with a blank face. He was in the front of the class staring at the paper taped to the board. Usually he wouldnât bother but that kid, Danny, finished quickly and even asked if there was more. The professor sent out the five best grades to encourage or something. Usually Tim was first.. but he wasnât this time.
Or the next. Or even the next before that.
It was fine because it was just the one class for almost a week. Then that kids name just started to show up more and more on each list. Till on every class Tim took it was Danny Fenton first and Timothy Drake second. Jasmine Fenton third usually second before Danny appeared.
Tim was genuinely questioning if he was mind controlled. Did he get a concussion and not notice? Did he have a chip in his brain that made him stupider? Was he losing his mind? Did he need to start sleeping more regularly.? Did he need to cut down his caffeine intake? He only drank a few coffees a day.. not including the energy drinks. But- but. Whatâs happening to him?!
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âWhatâs going on with Drake?â Damian scowled as he looked over to Grayson next to him. He was standing behind Drake with Grayson after he had been called to pick up Drake after he had picked up Damian from school. Damian followed his brotherâs gaze to Professor Smith, the engineering professor, who was at his desk looked at them with amusement.
âHe was second place in the scoring this week, heâs been staring at the paper for maybe half an hour after class endedâ Professor Smith told the brothers
âSo?â Dick shrugged looking back to his brother putting a hand on Timâs shoulder which snapped the other out of his despair, âIt wouldnât be the first time,â
âYeah, but this time itâs been multiple weeks and to the same kid. A four year old to be exactâ Professor Smith added before looking to door as someone knocked and it was opened
âSorry, Danny here forgot his notebook in hereâ Jazz held open the door for her little brother to slip in and run to a table that had a black notebook with stars draw on it. Jazz held her hand out for Danny to take it as he came back. Danny turned and waved to the Professor as the door shut after them
âDanny, the child genius, has beaten Timothy here.. five weeks in a row now in this class. But Danny only came to the campus after Christmas break. But Iâm guessing the number will only continue to grow,â Professor Smith continued as he watched the door shut and the two other wall away through the door window.
Tim, who just watched his new four year old nemesis wave bye to him, had a twitching eye. It also didnât help with the demon laughing at him and Dick holding in his own laughter..
the gnaeus/nikador time loop thing with them continuously going through it to try to set things right, only to fail, until ours and castorice's help comes along, is making me Think Things
imagine if amphoreus as a whole was just basically like that. we, the trailblazers, can finally bring them Out of the time loop their world is stuck in because with our appearance, we can actually help them
time loops within time loops, memories within memories basically,,, but we have the ability to rewrite the said memories and experience it with them to Save them
do you guys think they have the equivalent of the 'this is sparta' meme in amphoreus
like, mydei just screams "THIS IS CASTRUM KREMNOS" as he kicks phainon down a flight of stairs