Rotten

his ass is NOT a mechanic!!

happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

scourge

public proposals are so embarrassing if someone tried to propose to me in public I’d walk away

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

Do I have to do everything myself around here?

is this anything

The haunting