A Loaf And Her Loaflings On The Lake

All of the knights: Can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things.

Arthur: No I set him loose on purpose.

i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work

has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?

introducing: beurre monté

you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil

turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)

you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan

done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.

if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.

you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.

you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut

your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum

go forth now with this butter secret

ran out of [unbranded smell spray] and my mf cat is stinky >.<

stinky >:(

idk if its a flex or sad but i have 5 5 stars and ive really only been playing for like 2 months. technically i started to play in may but i got to like ar 10 or less idk but now im ar 44 and i have many characters i brain go brrrr

finally caught up w the bsd manga so no more spoilers for me hehe also why is everyone dead

god my next “milestone birthday” would be 30, wouldn’t it….

do you do anything from 22-29??? anyways at least i can drink legally

i ordered a sherlock holmes box set but my idiot ass sent it to my old house

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so ig day of i may steal my own mail from someone else’s house lmao

how can there be 3 versions of sherlock holmes and john watson running around in my head rn

im being harassed

playing barbara’s hangout and huffman is apart of the barbara fan club i no longer am a huffman supporters

something ab giving each other flowers in minecraft