*has My Feelings Surgically Removed*

April 1st? In a year like this?? Nah... it's March 32nd.

Mlep

cats be like damn we are cuddling 😳 what if I bit you for no reason

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

During a sea-based battle on the Argo II, a fish got blasted out the water and onto the deck:

Percy, carefully putting it back in the water with the rest of its group: Stay in school kid.

Nico, facepalming: Oh my god.

Jason, absolutely cackling: I get it!

yay it's 2021 and im still on tumblr

By ぢゅのねことしあわせ

Virgo Witch◞*✰

Our next witch is here!

The ones born between the August 23 and the September 22 are under the sign of Virgo. Virgos belong to the Earth element of the zodiac and just as their element, they are strong and reliable. They love their freedom and work hard to get their goals. In the witchy aspect, they may want everything to work how they want so divination practices may be a bit frustrating for them.  Always wanting more knowledge , Virgos will spend hours reading and practicing  spells. Even tho they usually get related to organization, this only applies in the things they like.  You can always count on your virgo witchy friend to be there for you! ◞*✰

Any Virgos here?

“humanity is inherently selfish and bad” bbbrrrghuhjfkg. humanity is seeing a stranger’s grocery bag break open on the sidewalk and harvesting fruits and veggies from the branch-like cracks of the asphalt for them, just because you can. humanity is helping a lost child find their mother on a crowded beach, looking for the ladybug-patterned parasol with their hummingbird-small hand in yours. it’s an elder’s fingers wrapped around your arm as you help them up the stairs because the elevator is broken, and feeling like you’re doing exactly what you’re supposed to be doing, like this is what you would’ve been doing had you been alive centuries or even millennia ago. there will always be a heavily pregnant woman who will smile at your when you give up your seat, a nice blind man in the fruit aisle who will ask you to please pick the riper plantain for him, a tired cashier whose face will light up when you compliment their tattoo sleeve. humanity is connection