Favorite Shit Humans Do Is When Someone Gets Them A Wearable Gift (i.e. Jacket Or Jewelry, Shirts, Etc.)

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what the fuck is going on at the local walmart

I think we should destroy the mindset of not asking people things related to their degrees...that's like the whole reason they have them

responded to someone in the class debate on zoom today with "freud would love you" and she disconnected the call

This could literally be an Onion article

During a sea-based battle on the Argo II, a fish got blasted out the water and onto the deck:

Percy, carefully putting it back in the water with the rest of its group: Stay in school kid.

Nico, facepalming: Oh my god.

Jason, absolutely cackling: I get it!