Beautiful Women Named “Participate In OCD Clinical Trial” Keep Messaging Me

was thinking serious whump-y thoughts the other night about the Justice League getting hit by a fear toxin or whatever that makes them freak out and attack each other & then my brain went ‘Flash gets hit but instead of making him violent it activates his flight reflex so he’s just Running’

Superman: the good news is, the only one still affected is the Flash and he’s not a danger to anyone but himself right not

Flash: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Superman: the bad news is, he’s just running circuits around the world

Flash: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Superman: and we can’t catch him. any suggestions on how to deal with this welcome

Wonder Woman: he’ll tire himself out eventually.

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

red hood and the outlaws? no, no, you misheard me. red hood and the INlaws. local teenage crime lord gets unwillingly mentored by his big brother’s most determined friends.

Alexandra Levasseur

do u think superman ever had sky sex. u know. just whipped it out while floating a couple hundred feet over metropolis

Destined only to be moths Riding on the backs of giants I was not drawn to you Because our wings are both blue But because they are the same Colour as everyone else’s And you were willing to listen To why that scared me.

Savannah Brown, Loving like an Existentialist. (via puckleberrytaytay)

painting by Alexandra Levasseur

and you better watch out when he steps in

derealization

i never did // 12.23.2017