Villain: “You And I Are Very Much Alike, You Know.”

gettin full-named and receiving psychic damage

Garth says he doesn’t own a tux because he lives underwater and doesn’t need one, but he also clearly owns an entire wardrobe of “human” clothes that all fit his aesthetic so my conclusion is all of his clothes are just gifts from friends. His entire look was handpicked by his buddies. squad-appointed vibes, if you will.

Bruce going through his utility belt checklist and noting who the items are for

Phone charger (Duke, Tim)

Juice box (Damian, Dick)

Fidget toys (Dick, himself)

Kindle (Jason)

Lollipops (all children 👨‍👧‍👦)

Gummy worms (Cass)

Tampon (Steph, Cass. Just in case.)

Epi-Pen (Tim)

A very small dinosaur figurine that Duke gave him (himself)

Pen and mini sketch pad (Damian)

Tootsie Rolls (if Clark stops by)

Condom

Tamagotchi (Cass, Damian)

Shrimp??? 🍤

who put shrimp in my utility belt

I mean it. We’re not going out until someone tells me who did it.

This behavior is unacceptable. This is disgusting.

Well? I’m waiting. Someone has to know who did this.

I’m serious. Who put the goddamned shrimp in here? No, no, we’re not leaving yet. Get back here. Do you think I’m joking? Do I look amused? We’re all staying right here until one of you comes forward.

I can’t believe the disrespect I have to put up with from this family

Shrimp?!

Fine, you know what? Now no one gets to go out. We’re all staying right here in the cave. How do you feel about that? Are you satisfied with yourselves? Condiment King is pouring mustard all over city hall and we’re stuck here because of your bad choices.

Alexandra Levasseur

police commissioner jim gordon editing this on MS paint: this is going to absolutely demolish crime

red hood and the outlaws? no, no, you misheard me. red hood and the INlaws. local teenage crime lord gets unwillingly mentored by his big brother’s most determined friends.

Batman: Gotham Knights #22 // Detective Comics #796 // Robin (1993) #127-128

I want more of Steph and Bruce's dynamic so bad 😭😭

-blythe baird (@blythebrooklyn)

derealization

i never did // 12.23.2017