Emily Dickinson
police commissioner jim gordon editing this on MS paint: this is going to absolutely demolish crime
Bruce going through his utility belt checklist and noting who the items are for
Phone charger (Duke, Tim)
Juice box (Damian, Dick)
Fidget toys (Dick, himself)
Kindle (Jason)
Lollipops (all children 👨‍👧‍👦)
Gummy worms (Cass)
Tampon (Steph, Cass. Just in case.)
Epi-Pen (Tim)
A very small dinosaur figurine that Duke gave him (himself)
Pen and mini sketch pad (Damian)
Tootsie Rolls (if Clark stops by)
Condom
Tamagotchi (Cass, Damian)
Shrimp??? 🍤
who put shrimp in my utility belt
I mean it. We’re not going out until someone tells me who did it.
This behavior is unacceptable. This is disgusting.
Well? I’m waiting. Someone has to know who did this.
I’m serious. Who put the goddamned shrimp in here? No, no, we’re not leaving yet. Get back here. Do you think I’m joking? Do I look amused? We’re all staying right here until one of you comes forward.
I can’t believe the disrespect I have to put up with from this family
Shrimp?!
Fine, you know what? Now no one gets to go out. We’re all staying right here in the cave. How do you feel about that? Are you satisfied with yourselves? Condiment King is pouring mustard all over city hall and we’re stuck here because of your bad choices.
Happy Batman Day!!!
Photosynthesis -Â Alexandra Levasseur
darling i’d never lie to you
but oh i’d never tell you the truth x
undercuts
[ID: A 3-page comic and an illustration of Conner Kent, Cassie Sandsmark, Bart Allen, and Tim Drake from DC Comics.
Comic Page 1
Panel 1: Cassie enters the living room, stretching. In the foreground, Kon holds an electric hair clipper.
Tim, off panel: Hey Cassie. Cassie: *yawn* Hey Tim, hey Kon. Kon: Hey Cassie.
Panel 2: Cassie touches the back of Kon’s head. Kon turns towards her, putting the clipper down.
Cassie: Hair coming in? Kon: Yeah. Cassie: Huh. I’ve always wondered how that feels. Kon: The undercut? Cassie: Yeah.
Panel 3: Cassie continues touching the back of Kon’s head, curious. In the background, Bart speeds in with armfuls of bags in street wear.
Cassie: Ooo, stubbly. Kon: You wanna try? Bart: HEY GUYS SUP Cassie: Hey Bart. Kon: Hey Bart.
Panel 4: Cassie sits by the table with Kon. Kon turns towards Bart, who’s simultaneously in the kitchen putting away his purchases and drinking water, and in the foreground doing a thumbs up holding a pillow, having changed into a sweatshirt.
Cassie: Kon’s fixing his undercut. Kon: And Cassie’s maybe getting one. Bart: Yeah you’d look great! Kon: Yeah she would. Cassie: Thanks.
Comic Page 2
Panel 1: A close up on the upper half of Bart’s face. He looks wary.
Cassie, off panel: You wanna get one too? Bart: I dunno, are you guys gonna make fun of my hair again?
Panel 2: Bart looks up at Tim, who’s hanging upside down from the ceiling and holding a phone.
Tim: In fairness, half bald would be an improvement from completely bald, kinda. Bart: Hey Tim. Tim: Hey Bart.
Panel 3: Kon turns towards Tim, who continues to hang upside down whilst smiling smugly. Cassie gestures at the back of her head, turned to Bart.
Kon: “Kinda”? Tim: Mm. Kon: Wow. Cassie: Isn’t the suit uncomfortable with the hair? Bart: In hindsight yeah but like, do I have the face for an undercut?
Panel 4: Cassie thinks thoughtfully. Bart leans his cheek against Kon’s shoulder. Kon shifts slightly to make space for Tim.
Cassie: Has there ever been a “bad” undercut? Bart: Worst case you could do wigs again. Cassie: Ugh. Tim, off panel: Batwoman says undercuts are better with suits like hers. Kon: Batwoman has an undercut?
Comic Page 3
Panel 1: Cassie and Bart look up at Tim. Kon looks at them, curious; Tim also looks at them, but disgruntled instead.
Cassie: I’ll get one if Bart gets one. Bart: I’ll get one if Time gets one. Tim: Why am I involved.
Panel 2: Cassie and Kon huddle around Bart, gesturing towards him. The trio do their best at making the most angelic expression they can muster. Tim gives them a deadpan stare.
Cassie: Think about Bart! Bart: What about Bart! Kon: For Bart, Tim!
Panel 3: Tim continues to give them a deadpan stare.
Panel 4: The deadpan stare continues. The other three cheer.
Tim: … sure? Cassie, Bart, and Kon: YEAH!
Illustration
Kon sits behind Tim, inspecting the back of Tim’s head closely, holding an electric hair clipper; Tim’s head is bowed slightly, looking down at Bart whose head is laid on his lap; Cassie lays arms crossed on Bart’s stomach. The atmosphere is easy and comfortable. They all have undercuts.
End ID.]