i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right
there's a demon named crowley
there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'
the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily
Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real
is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real
there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same
there is a bookstore and crowley is sad
they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.
there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though
the demon wears sunglasses
it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay
things are on fire
they are very gay
there was a book and at one point they switch bodies
more fire and crowley screaming
they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means
they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which
gay
mum said it's my turn to do the good omens + text posts meme pt. 3 (pt.1 / pt.2)
Remembering David Bowie on his birthday💖 We miss you!
“He was the hottest tramp, the slinkiest vagabond, the prettiest star who ever shouted ‘You’re not alone!’ to an arena full of the world’s loneliest kids.” - Rob Sheffield on David Bowie
Aziraphale: We’re not friends. I don’t even like you. It’s over.
Crowley: Fine. I’m leaving. Goodbye forever!
(literally the next day)
Crowley: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! I miss you so much! Come with me, let’s run away together!
Aziraphale: I forgive you! But I can’t come with you.
Crowley: Fine, I’m leaving and I’m never even going to THINK about you again!
(literally that same afternoon)
Crowley: He’s not answering his phone. He needs me! Wait - fire - he’s dead! I can’t smell him! Dead forever and ever! There’s no point in going on. I’m going to drink whiskey until the world ends and I DIE.
Aziraphale: You alright there mate?
Crowley: ;_; m y l o v e ;_; where are you i will come to you no matter where you are i would destroy galaxies to protect you
Aziraphale: I need a body. Too bad I can’t use yours.
Crowley: NGK
Aziraphale: Just get to Tadfield air base.
Crowley: I would and will drive through a literal wall of fire to be with you. Anything is possible when we’re together.
(literally like an hour later)
Crowley: That’s it, it’s over, end of the world, we’re all going to die, goodbye reality, goodbye everything, this is the END of ALL THINGS it is LITERALLY SATAN here to kill us
Aziraphale: Fix it or I’ll never talk to you again.
Crowley: * M * I * R * A * C * L * E *
The Cleopatra look
Is there a word for someone who you find just insanely, astronomically sexy, but like not in a sexual way? Like holy smokes you are devastatingly fucking hot. 10/10. Would not hit it.
Because that is what Michael Sheen is to me
→ Michael "acting choices" Sheen in Good Omens 2
Photographed by Pyotr Vedenisov, 1910s