“Bitch, We Were Role Playing Damsel In Distress And The Rescuer Perfectly In Bastille Already. I Did

aziraphale: a guide on "how to train your demon" featuring manipulation of the puppy-dog-eyed variety, being THAT!BITCH and the handslide™

+ bonus (role reversal)

It’s been two months since I watched GO season 2. My gender is now ineffable divine being. My sexuality is gender-fluid red-headed David Tennant/Michael Sheen’s nose. My neurological status is demon-eye yellow Bentley.

Good Omens | 2.03 'I Know Where I'm Going'

Dear diary,

It's been two weeks now.

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

‘He’s too pure of heart to be anyone’s bit on the side’

Is that why you’ve never made a pass, Crowley? Is that why you’re living in the car? Never tried to kiss him? Never initiated touch (it’s usually Aziraphale touching Crowley)? Never tried to ask for more? Never tried for the fabulous kiss?

Have you never turned around and seen the way he gazes at you, Crowley? Never seen the look of pure adoration or for that matter the looks of pure lust? Did you always think Aziraphale was too pure of heart for the love you wanted to offer him?

And then Nina says something and Aziraphale drags you into the dance and you think well perhaps, no less pure of heart but perhaps Aziraphale could want you, could want what you want.

But by the time you tried, Heaven had already stolen him.

Dear everyone who is currently working on a Thing, whatever that Thing may be,

Good luck with the Thing. You can do the Thing. You will do the Thing. You just have to do the Thing.

Best wishes,

Someone who is also doing a Thing

#I am unwell

This is deeply comforting to me. It’s not “wait and see”. It’s “not yet.” It will happen. They will have a happy ending, and live in a little cottage in South Downs together 🫶

Having lots of feelings about them