He's So Cute With His Eyeliner And Mustache! I Love This Look It Really Gives Magician And Celestial

Good Omens + text posts

Nominations when??? Awards when????? When???? WHEN?!!!!

It would be the perfect image to promote tourism in Wales

Started as a sketch but couldn’t help myself

David Bowie then, later and now.

It's OVER!

Aziraphale: We’re not friends. I don’t even like you. It’s over.

Crowley: Fine. I’m leaving. Goodbye forever!

(literally the next day)

Crowley: I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! I miss you so much! Come with me, let’s run away together!

Aziraphale: I forgive you! But I can’t come with you.

Crowley: Fine, I’m leaving and I’m never even going to THINK about you again!

(literally that same afternoon)

Crowley: He’s not answering his phone. He needs me! Wait - fire - he’s dead! I can’t smell him! Dead forever and ever! There’s no point in going on. I’m going to drink whiskey until the world ends and I DIE.

Aziraphale: You alright there mate?

Crowley: ;_; m y l o v e ;_; where are you i will come to you no matter where you are i would destroy galaxies to protect you

Aziraphale: I need a body. Too bad I can’t use yours.

Crowley: NGK

Aziraphale: Just get to Tadfield air base.

Crowley: I would and will drive through a literal wall of fire to be with you. Anything is possible when we’re together.

(literally like an hour later)

Crowley: That’s it, it’s over, end of the world, we’re all going to die, goodbye reality, goodbye everything, this is the END of ALL THINGS it is LITERALLY SATAN here to kill us

Aziraphale: Fix it or I’ll never talk to you again.

Crowley: * M * I * R * A * C * L * E *

Aziraphale is the most character ever. He ran out of ideas so he declared war on hell. He canonically says fuck. His favourite colour is yellow. He’s literally an angel and can speak every language on earth but still isn’t fluent in french. He told his boyfriend to shoot him for his magic act and made him go through with it when their miracles weren’t working. He gave away his flaming sword and then lied about it for the next 6000 years. He has a bookshop that never sells books. No one’s doing it like him.

Sketches

🪽🐍 lost rembrandt portraits

The thing you need to remember about good omens is that both Aziraphale and Crowley are, at their core, dramatic bitches