Ineffable Husbands really is that ship that has it all. They’re married. They’re divorced. They’ve never been together at all. They’ve been pining for 6000 years. They’re gay except they’re also not at all. They’re technically enemies to lovers but they’ve never been enemies nor lovers. Name any fanfic trope, they’ve probably been there, done that and they were entirely oblivious about it. Incredible ship.
When Aziraphale hit peak gay, it wasn’t the ‘Oh good lord’ in s1 or the eye brow in the car with Shax, it was this:
gets in charge of the bookshop for 1 (one) day: shows up in a cardigan vest and metal sleeve garters, keeps the shop CLOSED, avoids selling a single book... iconic, truly did THE MOST, 10/10 😩👌🏻
(also, the way he was this 🤏🏻 close to finally achieving the status of house husband he's been dreaming about for MILLENIA just to have the rug pulled out from under him last minute... truly DEVASTATING 😩 my girl really can't catch a break 🤧)
aziraphale wasn’t the only one visiting discreet gentlemen’s clubs back in the day. crowley had a bit of a reputation too
The thing you need to remember about good omens is that both Aziraphale and Crowley are, at their core, dramatic bitches
Fair warning that this user is still experiencing quite extraordinary amounts of Good Omens brainrot.