Me: Duuuude, vampire stories suck it’s pure bullshit n drama jesusss OMG
Also me, after seeing a vampire!au fanfic:
The way they look at each other while the other isn’t looking.
I love them so much.
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Me: "I need some serotonin."
Husband: Stands up.
Husband: Sits back down.
Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some."
In Plain Sight
After the war with Voldemort, Keith Kogane struggles with putting the fight behind him, and spends much of his time in his Animagus form – a small black cat – wandering the streets of London. It’s easier to spend time in that form than worry about the fact that he doesn’t have Hogwarts to fall back on anymore, that many of his friends and classmates are dead, and that his only support system is a group of unregistered Animagi who aren’t exactly on great terms with the Ministry.
After his own war, Takashi Shirogane moves to London and meets a very strange cat.
Our entry for the @sheith-prompt-bang! @floralegia (akaparalian) is the lovely fic writer I have been partnered with, and she has done an amazing job on the fic <3 Do check it out!
Thank you so much to akaparalian for being such a lovely partner, and to the mods of Sheith Prompt Bang for being such amazing mods (even through such a busy event, I’m sure)
sincerity is genuinely really hard like…….. if i have ever told you anything heartfelt out loud i have had to battle like 7 layers of embarrassment & repression to do that
I’m on a roll tonight bois
[Image Description: Tag reading “their dicks are hard but their hearts are soft”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Here come the himbos
Pygmalion and Galatea! Inspired by this really beautiful photography [x]
I finally watched Good Omens! still figuring out how to draw them