Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from A Chinese Fic Here)

listen I know that venom isn’t technically in the MCU but I can’t stop thinking about Grown Adult Eddie Brock meeting High Schooler Peter Parker in the Avengers for the first time and not having any bad history with him and just immediately adopting him????

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ANGEL

TIMELESS: An alternate universe where all extraordinary creatures exist, such as demons, angels, goblins, and gods. Atsushi Nakajima, a normal high school student, finds himself caught up between his world and another when he stumbles across a lost ancient watch one day. Unknown to him, the powerful watch belongs to a man named Dazai Osamu, a reaper rumored to have only existed in books. As he is suddenly hunted down by others, thirsty for the reaper’s watch, he learns that it is not merely a watch, but death’s tool, a scythe. Powerless and overwhelmed, Atsushi has no way to defend himself from these greedy, evil beings. People, who he thought were his normal friends, reveal themselves to either be angels or followers of Dazai. They protect Atsushi for he is now the holder of death’s weapon and and must return it to the rightful owner, Dazai Osamu, himself. (I want to clarify that Dazai lost his scythe on Earth when he was doing “business “ aka taking people’s souls. Dazai is a silly klutz so he dropped it on accident and then it fell into the hands of Atsushi. Also, no other extraordinary creature can hold the scythe for it makes them delusional with power. Say, if a human like Atsushi were to hold it, it would seem like a useless watch. Humans aren’t able to recognize its true form and value).

Model au: plushie tiger was named Atsushi The Second. Yes it was Dazai idea. Btw can you imagine if Atsushi and Dazai woul end in a session together where they have pose as a cute couple?

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You know what I love both of them

[Fic] of mistletoe and kisses [Dazatsu Hogwarts!AU, Side Story 5]

Title: of mistletoe and kisses Summary: The year must always be sent out with a bang. (Or: An end of the year prank, and what it means for two unaware teenagers.)

Pairing: (Pre) Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi, background pre-Kajii/Yosano Characters: Dazai Osamu, Nakajima Atsushi Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 4,840 Warnings: None in particular, though if the idea of the characters being teenagers makes you uncomfortable, please do not read.

Credits: Three lines in a song belongs to “Sakura Kiss” by Kawabe Chieko. Notes: Please note that this is a Dazatsu Hogwarts!AU. Some familiarity with the world in the Harry Potter series is recommended for a fuller enjoyment of this series. This Side Story stands alone, though familiarity with Parts One and Two is recommended for a better understanding of this story.

Happy Birthday, Hina ( @hinamayori ) and Taka ( @nekojimaxosamew )! Hina’s birthday has passed for my side of the world, though as far as I’m concerned it’s a weekend of celebration for both of you ❤ I hope you enjoy this, my fellow scorpios!

If there was one matter that the entirety of Hogwarts could agree on, it was that a bored Dazai was an unpredictable Dazai.

Whenever they gathered in the staffroom for meetings, which was code for half serious discussion, and half gossip, the professors agreed that it made complete sense: Dazai was far too brilliant to be kept busy with the curriculum, and boredom paired with the teenage curiosity to push the button labelled ‘do not touch’ was a naturally disastrous combination. Not a month went by without at least one professor admitting astonishment that Hogwarts hadn’t crumbled yet.

“Ah, though whether that comes true…depends on what he’s planning for this month,” Hirotsu murmured.

As one, all the professors turned to look at the calendar on the wall, which helpfully informed them that they were a week into December; or, the most dangerous month aside from April, which coincided with Slytherin Survival Week, which also coincided with the students’ stress from upcoming exams. December was, they had all realised over the years Dazai had been in the school, the month in which the prodigy wizard decided the year must be sent off with a bang, and a potentially destructive bang too. A vein in the headmistress’s face twitched, though nobody could tell if it was out of frustration or poorly-hidden amusement. After they had all examined the calendar for a long moment, as though hoping it was still November and they didn’t have to handle this, they all turned back to look at each other.

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god fuck i love wizards. abracababra baby

What is it with the Izuku and ‘All Might underwear’ trope?

Like, yes, this kid is a fanboy to rival fanboys, but, what if under some miracle, he actually saw the weirdness in having someone’s face on his underwear?

Like:

Person (trying to make fun of Midoriya): Ha, you probably have All Might underwear, you fanboy

Midoriya: What? No? That’s just weird. Yeah, I’m a fanboy, but that’s crossing a line that even I don’t want to cross.

What if he was self aware?

*crying* s-soooft ;;;;;;;;;;;;

Scorpio and Atsushi or Dazai, please~ <3 (I love Tom Riddle too but something positive with him? Hahaha)

atsushi + scorpio

- the world can’t tear you down if you’ll tear down the bad guys first!- kind and gentle, is strong when you need to be- lilac flowers in small pots, warm wooden floors, a cloudy day just before the storm, or a windy day in spring with the strong smell of freshly cut grass, warm in bed when the rain patters on your roof

dazai + scorpio

- i’m not afraid of the world, because my world is you- beautiful and cheerful, makes revenge seem like an art form- books and papers scattered on the floor, stacked neatly on the desk, inks and stationeries, sunlight through the windows on a hot day, fan set the max as you take an afternoon nap

bonus: tom riddle + scorpio

- even when you have nothing, remember that you’ll always have yourself- bare trees in the winter, a warm hearth just lit not long ago, the smell of wood and books, the comfy red couch in the corner, layered with blankets and coats

i hope u liked it! :DD