Thank U, Next 💋

[drawing of a yellow elephant saying “Your stories are worth writing.” in a green speech bubble.]

“Okay, so I’m in love with you. So I’m holding onto the idea you’ll ever feel the same way even though it’s physically impossible. So I’d do anything to make sure you’re safe and happy. Is that… Really a bad thing?”

tbh the worst thing about being a self aware mentally ill person is that people assume that because you understand your illness you’re automatically able to actually apply your knowledge to your life and cure yourself

god fuck i love wizards. abracababra baby

trying to talk to your crush like

Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue 'e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: "My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

ANGEL

Dazatsu Week 2017 Day 4: “The wind blows in this city and I’m living true to myself so I can stand pridefully before you.”

Free Day: together in magazine official arts :3 @dazatsu-week

Surprise @datura-foxglove! I was really curious about the Phantom Thieves concept, but I didn’t really know how to incorporate the prompts into it, so I hope you enjoy the youkai Dazatsu instead.

Thank you @dazatsu-exchange for hosting such a lovely event <3