Ao3 Author: This Chapter Is Very Explicit, I’m Sorry For Anyone Who Is Uncomfortable With This

ONE DAY TILL WALLY CLARK BLESSES OUR SCREENS AGAIN

I thoroughly believe Kai would be a drummer. Like if he was in a band or knew an instrument it would be the drums. Like hardcore Rodrick Heffley energy.

oh sweet xavier. getting the good ol’ steve harrington treatment. worst most hatable character ever to loveable pathetic loser in a matter of episodes

I'm sorry, how is this literally THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER???? <33333

Chat, in all seriousness, do you think Kai Parker would vape???

Because I fear he would pick it up to try, at least once, to see what all the fuss is about. But knowing him as he is, faults and all, I know he'd stick with it. Part of me thinks he would do so because of how he has been set up to function, fixating on things that ease his anxiety, but then, another part of me knows he would stick too it because of how douche it would make him look. Just imagine the side eyes DAMON would be giving him.

Just imagine you're studying in your room, he's on your bed, and then suddenly the room fills with lemon-strawberry-scented sweetness. You turn to look at him to ask, quite naturally: 'What the fuck?' and you just catch him staring contemplatively at the ceiling, vape in mouth, as he looks as if he's trying to figure out the mystery that is life (what he wants to eat for lunch).

If I give enough money to ao3 do you think they’d do a Spotify wrapped of my fanfiction history

the safest space bc dido

Chat, is this a safe space to confess that I want Kai Parker to push me through dry wall?

I feel like there's gotta be some front bottoms or AJJ to they might be giants pipe line or vice versa.

So I just realized that Kai was sent to the prison world on MAY 10TH 1994, the exact DAY that the blue Weezer album was released (which does make a lot of sense considering the episode title references).

I'm wondering tho if they made it that date intentionally bc of the song "the world has turned and left me here" (which also became one of the episode title)

wrapping her up and giving her warm milk and keeping her away from the horrors ( she eats people )