Ghostbusters 2, Age 7

why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

you a bitch

Monty Python and the Holy Grail + tumblr text posts

Not a single monkey survived the Neuralink experiment. I’ll bet Elmo can’t wait to start torturing and murdering human beings with this.

reposting because I could not find the original post on either blog name

Weird Magic: the Gathering effects

Magic has a lot of cards and mechanics, so kinda wanted to try and see how well people both in and out of the community could fare at one of these. For fairness, I limited things to paper, tournament-legal cards, none of the joke sets or digital exclusive ones. Using current versions of each card's text, presented here as excerpts. Order for the poll was randomized. Reblog for a bigger sample size hopefully outside the magic community.

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

The vet just described Leeloo’s lungs from her last check up as sounding like “Diet Coke poured over Rice Krispie’s”, a description that dealt me a fair bit of psychic damage. She must have been so fucking miserable.

But today she’s sounding amazing, her lungs are nice and clear. Unfortunately she needs another round of X-rays to see if her lungs collapsed permanently or of they’ve resumed better function now. I can delay them until after I get my loan disbursement but if anyone wants to take advantage of my commission sale it’d be put to great use toward my muppets bills.

For those who’ve donated as this is going on I cannot even stress enough how much it’s helped me out, I adore you and your generosity.

Leeloo says thanks too!