Now Do Me

RIP Théoden King

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Demonstrating some wushu skills

[eng by me]

So Tasmania was Australia's prison colony? What if Tasmania makes its own, slightly smaller, prison colony island, and then each subsequent one continues to do so, infinitely

The final island is very small and houses a single dangerous angry man.

*me, altruistically* I hope the government doesn’t shut down because it will cause lots of people lots of problems

*me, selfishly* I hope the government shuts down so I don’t have to do my job

Monkeybro helps out

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It's always sunny in my love for yellow

Cops seem to make every situation worse and they shoot innocent brown people. Defund the Police

"Why does Batman need to be a billionaire?"

"He has to fund the Justice League. They often have a space program."

"But couldn't he do more good if he just invested-"

"The Earth is routinely invaded by aliens, gods, and the forces of an extraterrestrial god of tyranny."