Are You Going To Baby Trap Me Or Do You Hate Me :/

fuck I need to get patroclus pregnant

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"Would you mind picking your sister up from the airport? I'd go, but I can't even put a seatbelt on anymore. And pick up some lotion and snacks from the store on the way home! But before you go, could you move my whites to the dryer? It's 10AM and I'm all out of breath and have to pee again.

And if you want to get mad at anybody for all these extra chores, blame your father! I'm not the one who decided to put these twins in my belly with two kids in college! God, and I was up for promotion too..."

Pregnant women deserve love and respect. Every single one of them

I’m so good at procrastinating