In An Isolationship

everything is ragebait when you have anger issues and poor impulse control

t shirt that says i've misunderstood many social interactions

if you found out despite being a malicious bully im really sensitive wold you kiss me? *talking to girls only*

DRAGON SLAYER BLADE | LISTING

Dracula parrot (Pesquet's parrot).

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

my permanent eyebags and perpetual air of confusion make me irresistible to women

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this, which i have only tested at a small scale and not this final version exactly (where i have done such things as further widening the cheeks and finalizing the leg shapes.) i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!