Me: FUCK, Ao3 Is Acting Up!

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

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If you read the fic, leave the kudos. Leave a comment too, if possible. Just do it. It takes a few seconds of your time and it means the world to the writer.

Sincerely, me who just got told that my writing feels like watching a blockbuster movie. I don't care if they were sincere or not, I'll be thinking about that comment for the rest of my life and every time I feel bad about my art, I'll remember that someone once liked it.

Hiccup Haddock was born from a tribe full of Warriors, Barbarians and Rangers, well known for using their skills to hunt Dragons, The Hooligan Tribe. He was raised as a ranger, as his mother was, but eventually he sought a different path, finding his calling working with Magic and Machinery. His life took a drastic turn when his familiar took the form of a dragon, his clan’s mortal enemy. Their animosity led Hiccup and Toothless to flee his tribe and travel around Faerun, where he meets a travelling Sorcerer named Jack, who shares his mission to hunt the shards of a fallen star, the last of which is guarded by a Red Dragon. Hiccup offers his help to steal the shard from the Dragon’s horde and finds out that the very beast is responsible for controlling the hordes of dragons to attack his tribe. Together, they plan to take down the dragon so Hiccup can protect his tribe and for Jack to bring together the shards of the star. Although, his reasons for it is a mystery even for Hiccup himself…

“this ship is not canon” babe, they’re fictional characters. they’re not real. they’re literally dolls we play with. we don’t care about whether or not these fictional characters’ love story is canon in this piece of media that is also entirely based on fiction. I mean, sure, canon would be lovely, but it’s a bonus. it’s not necessary. what we care about is the fun of talking about these 2 idiots being in love.

we don’t give a fuck if they didn’t kiss in “canon”. they had raw sex in thousands of fics about them though. and I’d say that’s more than enough to make people who ship them happily ship them even harder. happy shipping!

can we see human! toothiana?? 🙏

HERE SHE IS

It occurred to me that I haven’t drawn any of the other guardians and that is a CRIME

Also warrior tooth>>

Special kudos to Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the 3rd for being THE harem boy back in the height of the ROTBTD days. I swear he was shipped with everyone and it worked no matter what, that's just how good he is.

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

“The last drop—

You’re sending me signs.

I hear you, can you hear me?

Everything turns blue

when I dive in.

The sting of chlorine

burns just a little—

so I let go.”

I hate when gay people gaze into eachothers eyes lovingly, but dont kiss like come on, you're HALFWAY THERE. JUST DO IT ALREADY

Hey, since this is getting attention, me and my friend have a discord server (16+!!!!!)

It's been chaos ever since