Do You Guys Think Scar Asked The Shadow People Who Visit Him In Sceret Life If Joel Is Subjugated To

I call this

My brain is only filled with osmp!sparklez rot and i can’t escape.

Please send help /lh

I know they're probably gonna go brothers with it but I super badly want O!Scott and O!Sparklez to be platonic soulmates instead.

Someone who I think could rival Phil when it comes to flying on the server would be FitMC since this man uses wings/elytra on 2b2t even fighting while flying. He also has videos of him doing tricks with them. I like to think that Fit when he's bored or has free time just spends his time doing dangerous flying tricks for fun which could have come in handing when fighting or needing to escape.

Some References (I would put more, but these are the main ones I was thinking about)

Scar Sparta kicked tango 

Scar: "I like breaking things. It's a passion of mine."

Me: "Whelp. Time to hide all the angst fics."

I know Scar was talking about builds when telling Joe this during one of his episodes but I can't help but think this man could break us if he did some crazy/sad lore. Just imagine guys.

[Joe Hill ep: https://youtu.be/G822MztQyUM ]

(Also how we feeling with the Grian lore *smirk*)

Scar/Cub Vex HeadCannon

So I was thinking about Vex Scar and Vex Cub and was thinking about what if they needed a magic link with others to survive. Or if they are hybrids and not really needing to link to survive but can link to other purposely or without meaning to. Which makes the other person their Evoker in a sense. Don’t know if this makes sense, I was just having late night thoughts and decided to post them.

Scars reaction is so funny to me.

He is in baby jail

Phil: "That worker doesn't know the Census Bureau"

Me: "The misinformation is going hard right now."

Okay before anyone comes for my throat. All Fred said about the Census Bureau was that he had never met them. This does not mean he doesn't know about the Census Bureau. Also, how would Fred not know about the Census Bureau if he was the one to mention them in the conversion. Phil only said the name Cucurucho which canonically was a name given by the players like how Fred's name was given to him since his real name is WA02.

This is what Fred said to Phil

Adding on to this Phil asked if the workers called Cucurucho a different name, which Fred just threw back the book shown above. Phil then asked if the Census Bureau was an employee. which Fred looked at the officer then back at Phil and then changed the subject back to the interview. This could mean that the information is classified or Fred wasn't given information to that.

Look at them goo

you go girl they're here for the vibes