Fuck. I’m Gay.

The Outlaws Helps out JL

Hello my chocolatiers I’m back and as sleep deprived as ever. So this is a different take on mlb x dc brotp au.

So this is set when Connor is about 16/17 and he is in Paris on a solo mission. When he discovers a Cadmus facility. He quickly destroys it but while in there he finds another Superman clone. Only this clone is a little girl. She looks to be about 5. He has a sister. He takes her out of there, but is conflicted on what to do. He doesn’t want her to go through what he did when he was found by the Justice League.

So he walked around Paris until he met Tom and Sabine. They got to talking and he told them that his parents recently died and he isn’t in a position to take care of his baby sister. He loves her to pieces and wants to be apart of her life, but he just isn’t able to take care of her. Tom and Sabine end up adopting marinette and semi adopting Connor. Connor visits whenever he can. He sends her letters, calls, and is a big part of her life.

Marinette becomes ladybug, but she doesn’t tell Connor. Connor knows about Hawkmoth, but due to certain circumstances he can’t do anything. He does tell Marinette to try contacting the Justice League. They would be able to help the local hero’s.

Not long after this Connor is swampt with mission after mission or he is training for a while. Lila comes to the class and makes marinette miserable.

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One day Connor got a call from Tom and Sabine. They tell him that recently Marinette has been acting out and causing trouble. She has been bullying a kid at school and almost got expelled. They love her, but they feel that a change of scenery would help Marinette calm down. They ask him to take Marinette in.

Connor pauses and asks them what they plan to do if he isn’t able to take her. They don’t speak for a moment, but then admit to looking into disciplinary school out of Paris.

Connor tells them to give him some time. He then calls his team. He tells them everything. He asks them who he should go to about this. Having his sister stay with him. He doesn’t want her to be treated like a monster by the Justice League members.

Then someone gave the brilliant idea of not telling their mentors. So Connor sneaks her into the Young Justice League headquarters and explains to her about where they came from. This baffales her. And as she is processing all of this she makes the connections of her brother being apart of the league. Then she gets angry because he told her the league would help paris, but they didn’t. Paris has been ignored and treated as a joke. She literally yeets Connor across the room.

This confuses Connor because the League is supposed to look into every claim. He holds his sister as she cries about Paris, her classmates turning against her, her parents not believing her. He lets her tire out and once she’s asleep he goes to find out why the League didn’t help. He goes to Dick to see if the League even got a video or letter. After a while he brings some food and water to Marinette only to see Tikki hovering above Marinette. “AHHHHHHH GIANT BUG MOUSE!” Connor yelled. He drops the food as he rushes to keep his sister safe from this strange creature.

It takes a while but Marinette and Tikki calm him down. This is how he discovers she is a hero. “Of course OF FUCKING COURSE! It’s genetic, it has to be!” Red is also apparently a genetic thing because now that they came out about being hero’s. She redesigns his “costume” he tries to give his ideas but she just glared. Capes and outer underwear are forbidden. He mentioned it once and he was glared at so hard Marinette shot lasers from her eyes. This scared everybody.

This is how she meets the rest of the team. They hear Connor’s scream and goes to investigate. (They totally ignore the laser holes in the walls). And now they get new costumes. Mush more adaptable. It blends into their environment. Much more professional than the League.

Marinette low key steals Connor’s super boy shirt. It’s now hers. No one can take it back.

She is still enrolled at DuPont but does online classes. Great grades. She still commissions for Jagged, she uses the horse miraculous to go back and forth.

The team adores her. They try to have a weekly video game day, which marinette is one of the top players. Wally and Dick enjoy her baking. Artemis trains marinette. Kaldur and Marinette meditate and do yoga. M’ghann and Marinette enjoy having girl days and doing girlie stuff together. Jason and Roy teach Marinette about toxic relationships, how to spot it from an outside perspective, or if she is in one herself. This helps her realize how she was treating adrien was bad and how chat noir treats her.

Roy and Jason maybe the “bad boy” but they drink their respect women juice.

Damian and Jon DONT know about Marinette. None of the older hero’s (mentors) know about her. Batman doesn’t know about her.

To be continued

HOLY SHIT ????????

If you ever think that Fandoms now are fucking insane, remember that in the 80′s the Star Wars Fandom branched off into two factions called the ‘Cathedral of Hamill’ and ‘The Church of Ford’ as they flamed the fuck out of one another while throwing gay Skysolo fanfic on Mark’s lawn. 

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

IT IS FINALLY DONE @gale-of-the-nomads ! ! ! ! FOR YOUR CRACK AU

This was fun to do~ enjoy!

I hereby present you a new headcanon (oh joy)

Carol and Bucky, weird but dynamic duo

Just,, think about it

Captured by the enemy? Check

Brainwashed? Check

Basically made to kill innocents? Check

Done with everything? Check

Gay af? Check

I mean, they’d bond instantly, crack weird jokes and kick ass 24/7

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[First meeting, Carol offhandedly mentions being a lesbian]

Bucky: oh yeah I love lesbians

Carol: [narrows eyes] what

Bucky: yeah me an’ Stevie used to escort them girls at parties and stuff with the double date excuse so they could go to their actual dates without anyone knowing *launches into ten minutes rant because a good suppressed memory just resurfaced*

Carol:

Carol: [calling Fury] Nick why didn’t you introduce me to this one earlier

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[June]

Nick: what are you two up to now

Bucky and Carol, wearing rainbow themed shirts with matching pants, stuffing at least four rainbow flags in their backpacks and filling their pockets with glitter boxes: it’s gay time

How would the entire Batfamily react if Jason won the presidential election?

They would be 100% supportive of him and help in any way they can

Dick would be his VP, making Kory also the Second Lady

Bruce would distance himself from Jason in public to avoid potential conflict of interest and rumors and stuff because of Wayne Industries. But he supports things like taxing the rich and universal healthcare

Tim is appointed head of the FBI

Damian would be the cute kid brother for the public eye that gains Jason popularity

Roy is First Gentleman and they have shared custody of Lian

Stephanie is Secretary of State and Cass takes care of the press in her own unique way. Duke would become head of the defense department as well as give the law enforcement institute the remodeling it so desperately needs

Alfred writes all of Jason’s speeches, because we don’t need another president cursing and saying regrettable things on national television

Reblog if you actually give a shit about anyone who’s suicidal or depressed.

No one should scroll past this