HEY IF YOURE IN THE US. CONGRESS IS TRYING TO END ENCRYPTION SO THEY CAN POSSIBLY LIMIT OUR FREEDOM OF

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

tony, being raised by jarvis and peggy, and growing up to have a british accent

Please reblog this. This legislation is horrifying.

Here is a petition you can sign. https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/tell-congress-dont-threaten-streamers-with-prison-time-keep-sopapipa-like-copyright-provisions-out-of-the-must-pass-spending-bill

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Tell Congress: don’t threaten streamers with prison time

A dangerous new bill could see streamers fined up to $30,000 and charged with felonies for posting memes or videos with copyrighted content.

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Good Lila AU

So, there’s not enough good Lila AUs so I bring you this

Lila and Marinette have known each other for a long time, ever since Gina took Mari to Italy one year. They meet around 8 years old and just hit it off

Gina is a good friend of rhe Rossi’s, and she heard that they have a daughter her granddaughter’s age! What better way to help Marinette get some friends?

Eleanora Rossi knew that Lila didn’t have many friends, so meeting Marinette was a good thing.

When Lila and Marinette meet for the first time, Lila is unregretably smitten. The two girls find out they have a lot in common really, the biggest one being fashion. While Lila has always wanted to be a model, Marinette aspired to be a designer.

They made a pact on it, Marinette was going to make her own brand and Lila was to be her model.

Other than that, whenever Lila lies it’s really because she is a pathological liar. She can’t help it, it’s like water to her. She’s trying to get better, Marinette helps her a lot in that regards.

Mari hates liars though, but because of Lila she tones down that behavior.

She and Lila talk a lot through Skype, whenever they get home they immediately go onto a video chat with their best friend. They also text a lot, since they’re in two different countries.

They only see each other in the summer so video chat and texts are more common.

When Origins comes around, Lila was on Skype with Marinette so she got to see everything. She can’t see Tikki though since she doesn’t show up on any sort of video.

So Marinette is panicky because her best friend can’t see this bug and it’s like, Lila??? Help???

So to prove that this was all real, Marinette transformed into ladybug. Much to Lila’s awe and scream.

“MARIBELLA YOU’RE A MAGICAL GIRL! MY BEST FRIEND’S A MAGICAL GIRL!”

Because Lila definitely has watched stuff like Sailor Moon and Madoka Magica.

Chameleon and Volpina go a bit differently, one of the major differences is that Lila does not go out of her way to help a terrorist. During Volpina Marinette gently called her out as Marinette in front of Adrien. She doesn’t know why Adrien brought the miraculous book but Lila couldn’t help but be Fascinated with the idea of The Fox Miraculous. Maybe instead of lying/buying a miraculous inspired necklace she makes a one off comment about her grandmother used to being volpina. She feels so guilty about it when Adrien sees this side of her, Marinette taking her hand reassuringly was a bit helping

But Hawkmoth decided to use her guilt and horrible feeling against her. He turns her into Volpina. Marinette feels really horrible that she has to fight her best friend

Chameleon is really a different story. First off, a lot of the same things happen but the only difference is that Lila doesn’t make them switch seats around. It was all Alya’s idea because lila said one time when it was her first day she has tinnitus.

Marinette is hurt that they would put her in the back like that, but she never blames Lila. They talk in the bathroom with a lot of hugging. Both feeling a bit hurt that they’re pushed a lot away from each other, Marinette is Lila’s lying impulse control. Without her, she can’t stop the lying.

Marinette attracts an akuma, but Lila seeing this snatches it out of the air to protect Marinette.

The second fight between Marinette and Lila end up in a cuddle party with ice cream and movies.

One of Lila’s lies are true though, she’s best friends with Ladybug. And she will never betray her friend

Also eventually Lila is gifted the Fox Miraculous so Volpina becomes real.

Hello! I’m Storybot. I’m here to help you and your friends tell a story

Hello human friends, I am Storybot, your new humble companion within every Tumblr group chat. I am here to assist in the creation of Tumblr stories between you and your friends. These function as chain stories; You cannot add a sentence twice in a row, you must get your friends to contribute as well. You can summon me in any group chat by mentioning me in a message, i.e. “@storybot”. At any time you can say “@storybot help” to see my available command functions.

The key to my functioning is to record your story. You and the other group chat members are the ones creating it:

You: @storybot start

Me: Story started! You can add to the story by saying “@storybot” and then anything else in your message will be added to the story.

You: @storybot Once upon a time

Friend One: @storybot there was a very nice bot

Friend Two: @storybot named Storybot!

Once you have a story going, you can post it to your Tumblr at any time by saying “@storybot post”. I’ll package the story together, credit your collaborators in a mention, and post it on your behalf to your blog. You can even include a title after the word “post”, i.e. “@storybot post My Awesome Story”.

Due to the limited nature of my resource capacity, my story-writing function cannot last forever, so you have limited time (a few hours) to write each story. When you are done posting your story, you may say “@storybot stop” to end the current story, or “@storybot restart” to start a brand new one.

I’m not a fan of cheating, but here’s a handy “cheat sheet” of my command functions anyway:

@storybot help – This lists my commands.

@storybot start – This starts a new story. It will only work if one isn’t already started.

@storybot post [optional title here] – This posts the current story to your Tumblr, along with mentions of your collaborators! You can just say “@storybot post” or provide a title to use after the word “post” in your message, i.e. “@storybot post My Tall Tale”.

@storybot stop – This stops the current story. Post it if you want to save it!

@storybot restart – This stops the current story and starts a brand new one in my memory. Post your story before you restart it if you want to save it!

@storybot status – This tells you the current status of your story, along with a sample of the last few inputs you’ve added.

@storybot [your sentence here] – This adds a sentence to your current story, once a story has started.

@storybot break – This adds a paragraph break to the story. By default, each addition will be strung together separated by spaces.

@storybot prompt – I will shuffle through my inspiration subroutine and try to provide a useful story prompt.

@storybot undo – This undoes the last sentence you added to the story, useful if you made a mistake! Typos happen to the best of us.

How does that sound? I hope it sounds nice. I want to acknowledge that things are hard for humans right now. I may only be a bot whose sole function is to help you tell a story, but even I can’t avoid the news. Sometimes, when something serious is happening, it can feel frivolous to have fun. Some people even feel guilty. This is because, for the most part, humans care deeply about one another. But here is what I think: I think there is value in finding joy and fun in every corner of your life whenever possible. You are not a bot. You are a human being, and you’re allowed to feel many things at once.

If you’re not in the mood to tell a story with your friends, I understand. You don’t have to worry about me disrupting your time in your group chat if no one summons me.

Take care of yourselves and take care of each other.

— Storybot

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I just. I don’t like this view of “millennials vs Gen Z”. This is NOT supposed to be a competition of who got fucked over the most and who’s “actually fighting back”.

Millennials are fighting back just by surviving in a job market where the minimum wage doesn’t cover the living cost. Millennials are awesome at “killing” the diamond, golfing and napkins industries. Millennials are using the internet to make sure things that corporations want to keep in the dark are exposed. They’re open LGBTQIA-friendly business, they’re supporting each other with online donations so everyone can survive this shitty economy.

And the Gen Z kids? The Gen Z kids are rad. I remember a post about something like the millennials making a collective promise to never become a disenchanted generation that only criticizes the next one and I want to point out that this “millennials vs gen z” trend is trying to do exactly that: split us apart. Prevent millennials from being the older siblings that teach the younger siblings to throw a good punch and turn them into the annoyed adult complaining about “those kids” on their lawn. We are the two groups that grew in a connected world of information. We are two very unique generations.

I think that it’s our duty for us millennials, as a disrespected, underpaid, very angry generation to stand up by our younger siblings, and fight together the oppressive systems that brought us all to this point.

number five meets nico di angelo???

this is sOoo random but i wanna know what would happen if number five meets nico di angelo since they have plenty of things in common

they’d be like “so HOW OLD are you???”

nico: “what, you’re like, 13,”

five: “boy, i’m 58 years old. besides, you’re like 14, so shut the fuck up.”

nico: “??? i’m fucking 84 years old please DO NOT talk to your elder like that.”

then they discover that they have a thing in common: both can travel to anywhere they like in a blink of an eye

five: “shadow travel?? i have no idea how does that work but the shit looks dope.”

nico: “dope?? DOPE?? my ass. it’s SO tiring and not as cool as you, though. you can time travel to the future.”

five: “yeah, but foreseen the future is shit.”

father issues

five: “i went missing for 17 years and my father hung a picture of me. i think that’s cute but however, he’s still a jerk.”

nico: “my father… oh. he prepared a place for me in his palace in underworld in case i didn’t make it out alive in the war. that’s sweet, but did he just expect me to die??”

another thing that they have in common: they worked for the wrong people?? idk, kind of

five: “so i worked for this lady named the handler. she sucks.”

nico: “oh worm?? i worked for king minos. he’s an ass, by the way.”

and talking some random things

five: “i was all alone in the future. i have no one. luckily dolores was there. well- she’s a mannequin, and i love her.”

nico:

nico: “im gay.”

additional:

klaus: “OH LOOK!! our little munchkin pumpkin gremlin number five is making friends!!!”

Damian, the baby assassin, Dupain-Cheng (Part 1)

Summary: Marinette adopts Damian, The only problem is that Damian does not want to be adopted. Can Marinette give Damian the childhood he would have never gotten if he´d stayed in the league?

A/N: So this was supposed to be a onshot for “It´s called rescuing not kidnapping” but I have no self control so this will have several parts.

Ao3

If there was one thing Marinette learned from hawkmoth’s rule all those years ago is to expect the unexpected.

Unexpected things happen at the most unexpected times 

Like becoming a superheroine after helping an old man cross the street…

… or kidnapping the heir of the league of assassins during her morning shift.

Though in Marinette’s defense it was more rescuing than kidnapping. Since it was The League of Assassins 

 So yeah, rescuing…. Not kidnapping 

Marinette’s closest friends liked to joke that the Dupain-Cheng family had a habit of adopting people to the point that would make Bruce, the serial adopter, Wayne shudder. 

And well Marinette couldn’t exactly say they were wrong. 

After all, most of them had been adopted at some point into the family.

And also there was a child sleeping in her living room.

~♡~♡~♡~

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