My Mom Was Born On 4/20 In Pottstown And Smoked Weed Until The Day She Died. Tumblr Pls Let Me Blaze

*randomly materializes out of a murder of crows with a slurpee in my hand* hey guys what’s up?

big fan of when some edgelord isolates himself from the world hiding in his menacing magical castle, only for his future love interest to ram down the doors like YO BITCH! i live here now

Look at these koi

The Taylor quote 😫

i didn’t have it in myself to go with grace 🍂⚜️

ohhhh I get it!! The pain continues but so does the joy!!!!! Cool!!

✶ Medieval Unicorn ✶

After much introspection and soul searching I've turned over a new leaf and have decided to continue making poison swamps 😌

Ouroboros? No. Myoboros. Get your own

I like to wear flowy clothes like cardigans and coats and robes because they make me feel powerful like a wizard. Like I can cast spells now simply because I am wearing this cool grey coat