I Feel It In My Bones, I’m On F I R E

Things I Learned in College

If I have learned anything in the last year and a half I’ve been in college, it’s that no one cares if you’re late. So if you’re gonna be late, commit to it! Look super cute, put on an actual outfit (or at least what looks like one), and bring some sort of deliciousness with you for breakfast. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Low key would actually do this

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.

the guy in the audience SNAPPED

Breakfast Across the Globe

please follow

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up