You Wanna Fuck Me Sooooo Bad, You Wanna Turn Me Into A Dumb Drooling Mess On Your Cock, Ohh You Want

I’m not just a good pair of tits. I’m also incredibly annoying

Messaging a girl and she referred to her conversation with me as "just playing with her food" and I nearly moaned out loud anyways what about you guys how have your days been

The fact I'm about to go to bed and don't have someone that's going to use me well I sleep is criminal. Hate being single 😤

Sick of masturbating i want someone to rail me until i cant see straight

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

Letting you use my holes while I'm asleep is the hottest thing idc

Mmm so sleepy if only there was someone hugging me while thrusting their cock slowly up my cunt while kissing me on the forehead then the tip of my ear then my cheek and then my neck until I fell asleep