Callmekitto:

dontcrosscross:

joutei:

BLOUDER! I SHIP IT!

OTP

“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important. So write with a combination of short, medium, and long sentences. Create a sound that pleases the reader’s ear. Don’t just write words. Write music.””

—

Gary Provost (via writingadvice)

squashed:

Monopoly is a good game for libertarians. Everybody starts out in the same spot. The rules are clear and understandable. There’s a lot of luck—but enough skill that you can feel good about winning. And it’s just a game. We don’t need to shed any tears for the losers.

To succinctly...

callmekitto:

like

mostly fertilization

That Glee clip reminded me of a customer I had once at work who said she couldn't eat eggs because they were basically baby chickens.

... Explaining to her that the eggs we eat are actually basically chicken periods probably did little to make them more appealing to her.

by the way tina there is a difference between an egg with an egg in it and an egg with a baby chicken in it

idadalum:

why don’t they just kiss, why?

a;lsdfkjl My answer cut off half way through, sorry, so I'll just try that again here, lol: That was actually a painfully accurate portrayal of what being queer and in love in an unsafe environment is like. I'm actually really glad they did the scene like this, because I think it's important that people see how awkward and unnatural it is for a couple who clearly adore each other and want to express affection to act like this, and realize how important it is to work towards making schools more safe and accepting so that kids like Kurt and Blaine can feel safe enough to just kiss.

awkward shoulder clap is awkward -.-

So I just wanted to put it out there that aside from being incorrect pseudo-science, the whole concept of Black people's melanin protecting them from skin cancer reeks of social darwinism. :/

pyroclast:

slightestwind:

(via livinganexistence:)

OH OKAY JUST DO THAT THEN

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DARREN

PFFFFFFT DARREN

Higher quality video of Darren and Kermit’s duet

REBLOG: to raise awareness about the suicide rates of Native youth, which is 10 times the national average. That means for every 1 teen outside of Indian Country that takes their own life, 10 native teens take their lives.

—the start of change happens with raising awareness. (via missgreyday)

homemadedarkmark:

siriuslyaud:

getinthevan-:

derych:

sunnmeister:

butidoitbrilliantly:

megann-mariee:

Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form

ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU, MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU! 

This is beautiful. =D

THIS GAME IS MY LIFE

this makes me happy

morally obligated to reblog this game