Yoou Guys Wont Be Laughing When I Suddenly Collapse Unconscious And Have To Be Taken To The Hospital.

Things about Skinner that are always funny to me:

He is STACKED. That man is BUILT.

His willingness to throw hands on Mulder and Scully's behalf.

This is a pattern balding man with glasses who works a desk job. By stereotype alone he would not be a hunk. Walter Skinner is a hunk who at all times is in need of a yearlong vacation, several orgasms, and at least one bucket of margaritas.

The fact that somehow he has managed to stay at the FBI after all the shit he's done over the years. Walter. HOW.

He's savvy enough to do that, and if you watch episodes like 'Avatar' you realize he can do this only because he used up all of his intelligence points on everything that isn't emotional intelligence.

how to say "I love you" in x-files [154/?] ⤷ 2.25 — “Anasazi”

Hiya tumblr txf fans. Y'all might like this little silly comic sort of thing i did a while back!

Please help me find this old forum full of fanfiction please

Full disclosure: this is entirely NSFW, but insane NSFW. I don't know what you'd call it today? Whump? Torture porn? I don't fucking know. My details on it will be a little off because I was a very mentally ill teenager with limited access to the internet. I can't remember basic facts about my life, let alone this fucking website, but I'm now showing my wife The X-Files for the first time and I'm like "this fandom has some of the best fanfic ever but also the most insane?" and this has been plaguing me for the past five years. I lost the link I think?

It was a forum. I remember it being a blue colour scheme, maybe green? It was cool toned. I'm 90% certain the entire website was dedicated to 'extreme' and 'graphic' content. As in, there wasn't really fluff on the site. It took a while to load up, but I was living in the middle of fucking nowhere with shitty wifi trying to load it on my seven year old phone so who knows. I cannot remember the name. I want to say they were organised into cute little categories but I can't lie I don't remember.

It was definitely a product of the old internet though, but I know that's absolutely no use.

However! I remember one (1) specific fanfiction o on this site! And I do not think it was cross posted! However, I do Not have the title! The storyline was essentially Mulder was kidnapped and forcibly given heroin until he was addicted, and then was like. Just dumped? I don't think he got out himself but I can't remember how and then it was all withdrawal/addiction themed hurt/comfort. Mostly hurt. Not much comfort. (In hindsight, that was probably a good tagline for what I remember the site being).

I don't know. I just want to know I'm not crazy and that it actually existed? Anyway, thanks for reading if you read this far lmao.

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

Guys… I’m completely devastated by the script for the end of “Never Again”…

Like what do you mean he was about to tell her that her life has become his too… and he stops but she already knew what he was going to say.

I’m crying.

The X-Files, “The Red and the Black” behind the scenes featuring:

Gillian Anderson taking a phone break

Tom Braidwood in his job as assistant director, not in his role as Frohike

Jaap Broeker in his job as David Duchovny’s stand-in, not in his role as the Stupendous Yappi

how to say "I love you" in x-files [143/?] ⤷ 2.13 — “Irresistible”

Ooh please

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