Lewis Is Driving Like Rosberg Is Still In That Other Merc

For context, this was a thought spiral I had about people hating the star wars sequel trilogy. Saying it's a plot knock off of the og3 but with 'woke', when the point is exactly to repeat the plot. It's literally history repeating itself. I thought that was obvious.

Also how it folds into today's political climate. I'm looking at you 'Merica.

I know this isn't gonna translate 100% like I want it to, but...

When people hate on modern remakes of old shows and movies, that now have female/queer/poc/disability representation, it always blows my mind that that's the thing you choose to focus on. Especially when the show has always had a political message that you just missed and now you blame 'wokeism' for pointing it out by using minority groups.

Cause for me that's the best way to prevent the erasure of classical literature and media. Like, we still have facism and racism and horrible workers rights and a high cost of living, but we also happen to have iphones.

I want a grill the grid ep where they are doing would you rather BUT the questions are personalised for each driver.

ask charles: would you rather have childhood friend, pierre gasly, OR childhood rival, max verstappen, as a teammate.

ask max: would you rather apologise to stroll for calling him a slur OR apologise to ocon for pushing him after their incident.

ask lewis: would you rather have a shit car and a good teammate e.g. george, valterri etc. OR have a great car but have nico be your teammate again.

I'm thinking of more! I think this would be a good type of chaos. Like I can definitely imagine their reactions.

George Russell asking for some praise on radio might incite a fia reprimand.

Sorry to everyone who's ao3 isn't working. It's actually the universe telling me, and only me, to go to sleep.

Congrats to Kelly and Max, and all that... but has anyone considered the possibility that the baby is gonna be born in the beginning of next season (assuming Kelly is around 4/5 months) and Max could potentially miss a race or media day etc., for the birth??

Ahead of the BelgianGP I think it's important to bring certain things up again.

This sport has lost 2 young lives in similar ways at the same part of this track, in the last 5 years. Which is horrible in every way.

Wishing harm on drivers or hoping that they crash is insane behaviour. Booing and heckling is immature. We do not cheer when drivers crash. This is a dangerous sport where drivers put their lives on the line everytime they get into that car. Remain respectful at all times.

That is all.

Remember when there was this ongoing joke, that there's a demon possessing female pop stars that would cause them to act batshit. They'd like shave their heads or do some fucked up stuff. Like Miley and Katy, pretty sure Jojo Siwa had it most recently.

I think that F1 drivers have one too, but their demon just makes them a whiny little cunt. And norris is defs possessed at the moment, sometimes it jumps into sainz (but that's from all the french kissing he does with lando).

Used to be Max, thank god that's over, hamilton, alonso, vettel, definitely schumacher, they've all been to whiny-bitch hell.

And it doesn't move on (to the next person) untill the majority of the public hates you.

In addition, Doohan ruined Bortoleto's sprint race and became Brazil's number one enemy.

Unfortunately if the girls are beefing in the back, it gon happen.

I feel sorry for Gabi because going from the high of f2, to sitting in a green mobility scooter... doohan can't ruin much if the the car is shit, and racing accidents happen, I guess.

Just watched the f1 drivers react to memes and this is Jack Doohan to me.

Almost shat myself when leclerc made contact with norris, and while I'm not happy with sainz for racing leclerc, I'm glad he overtook norris, means another 2 points norris has to try and make up.